One last thing. One element of Shaw's site was a list of movie recommendations. Of course, in the dial-up age of the internet, video clips were at a premium, but I'm sure most of those that we're on the list are now easy to find. Still, one description always stuck with me:
Saw this entry on one of the sex boards. Sounds like a great film! A German movie from the 70's. A sexy blond freulien in her late 30's, or early 40's, is attacked by a bunch of wicked girls, in a train. She is stripped naked and her clothes are thrown out of the train. Then, a pie is smashed on her head, a bottle of etching powder is poured over her, a cow's bell is tied to her neck, her hands are tied behind her back and a big feather is stacked into her ass (not explicitly seen, of course). I salute you, German girls ! After everyone takes turns to slap her ass red, she's thrown out of the train at the first station, in the middle of a laughing crowd. Now what I like about these German old slapstick movies is that they don't stop where any other movie, done elsewhere, would. The woman screams in shame, looks wildly around, screams again, then starts running through the crowded train station, tits bouncing wildly, the bell ringing at her neck, the feather wiggling like a hound's tail. From time to time she stops running because the itching is too much, and she has to scrap different parts of her body against lamp poles, fences, doors' knobs, etc. After about 10 extraordinary minutes of full frontal nudity and public humiliation, the scene ends here (personally I developed thousands of following scenarios, since). Later she's seen still naked and with her hands behind her back, on a deserted field, walking. The feather has disappeared now - no explanation, so you can get a good, clear and long look at her from behind, too. After another 10 minutes she's seen again running naked to a lake and taking a bath, while scratching herself madly everywhere. Her hands are free now - no explanation. Why bother ? Then she disappears from the movie. I don't think that before the shooting, that actress inquired her director thoroughly whether her role in that movie involved gratuitous nudity or whether she insisted for nudity-for-the-sake-of-art only.
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