I caught my oldest brother jerking off once. I went down to his room tell him dinner was done (my brothers had rooms in the finished basement.) I knocked and he didn't answer, so I figured he was napping. I opened the door and he was laying on his bed with headphones on, watching porn on his laptop. His Johnson was sticking out of his boxers and he was stroking away. I stood there in shock for a few seconds, not sure what to do/think. Finally I snapped out of it, and shut the door. He never realized I was there.
I caught my other brother masturbating once as well. I didn't even know anybody else was home. I was going into his room to get my cd that I had loaned him. He was home, on his bed, completely naked with his manhood in his hand.. I was halfway into his room before either of us realized what was going on. He jumped up and literally chased me out of his room, butt naked. lol
I saw my dads wiener twice. One time he was changing out of his wet clothes in the laundry/mud room. He had the door shut but not locked. I didn't figure there would be a naked person on the other side. He didn't freak out, he just said "oh sorry honey, I should of locked the door."
The next time was when I walked in on him masturbating (yep, 3 for 3.) My dad built a big shop behind our house to house his toys. My dad and brothers were really into cars, so my dad spent a lot of time in the shop (brothers had moved out at this point.). He had it set up pretty nice, had a little office with a mini fridge and microwave, computer, tv, etc.. Anyways, one evening my mom was out shopping with my aunt and she was trying to get ahold of my dad to see if he wanted her to bring him any food home, and he wasn't answering his cell phone... She asked me to run out there and tell him to call her back.
When I got out to the garage, he wasn't out in the bay area, so I walked into the office.... and he was sitting in office chair watching porn (no sound) and beating off... As soon as I opened the door we made eye contact, I pretended not to see what he was doing and blurted out (mom wants you to call her, then walked out shutting the door behind me. We never spoke about what happened.
I caught my mom masturbating once as well (or at least I think I did.) I barged into her mom (yes I need to learn to fucking knock, but every room in that house has locks, so its not all my fault.) Anyways, she was laying naked on the bed, I think she heard me before I seen her. Because she jerked her hands back and closed her legs and kind of rolled over on her side in one swift motion as I was walking in. I was suspicious and she knew it. She tried playing it cool and slid over and sat on the edge of the bed. It was brutally hot outside, but the a/c was on and the house was cool. She said something like "I was taking a nap, and got hot."
"oh, ok". She got up and walked over to the pile of clothes in the floor and picked them up and got dress... All I know, is her genitalia was still swollen and slimy.
