I’ve assigned a picture of my wife to her contact details in my phone, so when she calls me it flashes up.
It’s my favourite pic of her - was taken when she was heavily pregnant. She’s wearing a micro bikini and doing a sort of “shimmy”, pushing her tits forward. Because she was pregnant, her tits were about two cup sizes bigger than they usually are. So bearing in mind it’s a micro bikini she’s wearing, it doesn’t leave much to the imagination. She’s standing front ways on in the picture, so you can’t actually really see that she’s pregnant.
Anyway, yesterday I was sat with a (female) work colleague at lunch, showing her an app on my phone. (She doesn’t know my wife) My phone rings and up flashes the pic! I said “Oh that’s my wife calling”.
My colleague’s eyes widened and she said “Wow, she’s a big girl isn’t she!”
