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On a business trip with several colleagues, we met at the airport to begin our cross-country trip. Four guys and a fifth co-worker, an attractive but conservative and very reserved middle-aged woman. After getting our boarding passes, we gathered where you drop off your checked bags. As she dropped her bag onto the conveyor belt, a buzzing sound started coming from her bag, prompting the TSA agent to grab it off the belt. We stood around as he opened it for further inspection, and behold, as soon as he opened the main compartment we all saw a large battery-powered vibrator happily buzzing away, one of those really big ones with the rabbit ears on the end. It was obvious whose bag it was, so the agent handed the buzzing vibrator to the lady and asked her to please turn it off and remove the batteries.

So there she was, standing in the middle of a crowded airport terminal, dressed in smart business attire, holding her vibrator for all to see, frantically trying to get it to stop buzzing. She finally got it stopped, pocketed the batteries, and handed it back to TSA. Seeing us four guys trying to not look at her vibrator and trying even harder to not look at her, she finally broke the ice by addressing us and saying something like "Okay, guys, you know we'll be away for a week, and I can't go that long without help, so now you've seen it, let's all have a good laugh and get on the plane." After that, we five became very close buddies.