Duane Reade
I was talking to a female friend, Ariana, one on one after a few drinks, and somehow the topic of ripping your pants came up. I told her that my pants rip by my crotch, time after time, and this seems to get her going. She looks at my groin, smiles, and asks if I have a big dick. I demur, and she proceeds to tell me that her butt often blows out pencil skirts and tight pants. Now, this girl has an hourglass figure -- she is blonde, has a shapely rear end, and is maybe 5'8 and 150 pounds. I want to know more.
I begin talking about a prior experience where a girl had tucked her skirt into her bag, and I could see her pink underwear. I told this girl about her predicament, saying, tapping her on the shoulder and saying, "Hey, your skirt is tucked into your bag." I asked Ariana if I had done the right thing. She replied, "Yeah, probably, but when I rip my pants, I know, so that can be annoying" She said she normally kept safety pins at her desk, or kept a sweater around to tie at her waist. But one day, she didn't have either thing, and one person annoyingly told her about her predicament.
"I was wearing this gray pencil skirt, and it ripped by my butt. I was embarrassed. I was wearing lacy black underwear that day. I pop into this Duane Reade to look for safety pins, and a worker, after watching me for a bit, comes up to me and tells me that I ripped my pants. I look at his nametag, which says, "Jose," and go, 'Jose, I know I ripped my pants. That's why I'm buying safety pins.' But I then have to stand in line for minutes with my thong hanging out, and this guy has told me he could see my butt."
I tell her that she probably made Jose's day, and he was just trying to do the right thing. She replies that she doesn't normally wear lacy black underwear, and that yes, she probably did make Jose's day.
She was wearing a blue dress, and I was now thinking what was underneath: her shapely pale behind in a lacy black thong. I felt a strong feeling of desire for her at that moment, and I think she felt likewise, given her comment about my dick. But, we both had significant others, so we said goodnight a few minutes later and made our ways home. But I thought about Ariana ripping her pants the next time I ravished my girlfriend.
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