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(The next morning, still in her hotel room, her phone rings...)

"Morning sweetie. You're at the airport now and boarding soon? Great! You'll have to change planes in Atlanta? Well, then call me from there, when you get on the connecting flight. I'm in my room now but might be at the beach by the time you land in Miami, so I'll text you how to get there and where to park and where I'll be. Did you dream about me last night? Was I naked in your dream? Well, just think—in a few hours it will be real. Did you jerk yourself off to visions of me being naked in the clubs last night?

“You did? Good! And so did I! Several times! I woke up with the sheets completely soaked, just thinking about showing off last night. I really wish you’d been there to see me. You woulda been so proud of your naked little wife! Call me!

(An hour later she's back on the beach, and her phone rings again...)

"Hi sweetie, yes, I'm already on the beach. And naked. Where are you?

"Atlanta? And you just barely made it there because of thunderstorms? And the plane to Miami is delayed? Bummer!

"Well, I guess all you can do is wait to see what the airlines can do.

"And also sweetie, I wish I had listened to you all those times you tried to get me to take my bathing suit off. I like people seeing me naked, and I love it when they stare at my pussy, it just makes me want to give them a better view. I think from now on I'll just be naked whenever I can. See what a monster you created?

"In fact, I notice that even though most of the other women here on the beach seem to close their legs when a man approaches, I do just the opposite. If I see a guy noticing my pussy I open my legs wider, and if he comes closer I spread my lips, but don't take my eyes off him, letting him, and maybe his buddies, look. If they get close enough to talk, I hold up my left hand to show them my ring and then tell them my husband, that would be you, of course, will be here in a while. I tell them to watch for my husband to arrive, and be sure to stop by so he can enjoy seeing you stare at my pussy. So, there will be quite a crowd as soon as you get here. Remember, sweetie, this is what you've always wanted.

“Lots of them say they want to fuck me, but as soon as I tell them I’m used to much bigger dicks than theirs, they stop begging. And I tell them I have a husband with a huge dick so I wouldn’t be interested in anyone else.

"Meanwhile, I gotta tell you about the most humiliating experience I had about an hour ago. Remember how I told you I didn't want my instructors or anyone I know to see me naked? Except for the guy in my class who was also at the beach yesterday, since he'd already seen me naked, and taking me to the clubs he and his roommate both saw me naked last night. Anyway, you know how I told you this is a 'clothing-optional' beach, which means you can still wear something if you want to? Well, I was naked, but a certain group of people I know weren't. There I was, lying on a rented towel, just sprawled out on my back, totally naked, tits and pussy for all the world to see, just little ol' naked me, the sun, the surf, and the sand, and totally absorbed in one of the workbooks from the class. I started hearing all these familiar voices, and when I looked up, shock!, I was completely surrounded by about half my class and both the instructors, all of them in shorts and shirts. And me naked in front of them! They were out for a hike along the beach, and spotted the familiar textbook. They just had to come over to see who was studying their book. They didn't even know who I was until they were practically on top of me, and that's when I heard them say my name! There I was nude from head to toe, lying there in front of them with my legs open, not even knowing they were there. Yes with my legs open! They had a long time to stare at my pussy before they recognized my face and before I saw them. They were probably more shocked than I was.

"What did I do when I finally recognized them? I sat up, clamped my legs shut, and hid my tits with the book and covered my face. And then I almost threw up! After a while I attempted a smile, and tried making some pleasant conversation about the weather and how nice it is that Miami has a clothing-optional beach and that I just had to try it, and that this was the first time I had ever done anything like this, and that my husband would be joining me soon, which kinda made it seem OK. In fact, I was gonna try to make them think you were already here with me, maybe in the water or somewhere, but there was no towel there for you. So I didn't try that. All they could do was try to get a better look at my tits and pussy, they were afraid to look me in the eye.

"Finally, they shook their tongues loose and were able to talk. I asked if they would be more comfortable if I covered up, maybe I could wrap the towel around me, but they said no, they'd already seen me naked so what would be the point. Then one of the guys remarked that with that logic, maybe I could just come to class naked. Ha-ha! I don't think so.

"Well I did tell them just what I told you a few minutes ago—I enjoy being naked and so I agreed to stay that way but kept my tits covered and my legs closed. Being naked in front of other people, especially when they are dressed, is really thrilling, but for this bunch I had to keep remembering that I know them in a business setting. I had to act professional.

"Yes, they all saw me naked, fully-clothed people who know me, and that I'll have to sit next to every day next week. Well, the most humiliating part was when they asked me where my clothes were. Well, I was using my little string bikini to hold my ponytail in place. So it looked like I had left the hotel with nothing but a water bottle, the book, sunscreen, a little money, and my hair nicely up. Wearing nothing except my sandals! And they knew the towel belonged to the beach concession, so I couldn't have covered myself with it to get here. Well, sweetie, since I was this far into the game I figured I would just let them keep guessing. For a while I just let them think I had gone naked getting here! And I tried a lame joke about how now they'd be able to recognize me by my pussy without seeing my face, although I didn't use the word 'pussy'. I think I might have said labia, or c*nt, or something like that. All this time I'm trying to maintain a lady-like demeanor, arms across my tits and legs together. And they're hemming and hawing and trying to pretend I'm not naked. And having trouble looking me in the eye.

"Yep, they just stood there staring at me, or rather at certain parts of me. So, I figured I'd give them their money's worth. What the hell, I put the book down so they could see my tits again. And since they'd already had plenty of time to study my pussy before I realized they were there, I let my legs flop open. Then I told them again how much I enjoy being naked, and was not going to keep my tits and pussy covered any longer just because I’d be in class with them all next week. This lifted the tension, and I could see that because they now had an unobstructed view of my pussy while I was talking with them, they were more comfortable. So I invited them to sit down, and we just chatted for about half an hour, them fully clothed and me fully nude. We just chatted along, not making a big deal out of my being naked. I didn't try to keep my legs closed, I just behaved as though I was dressed like them, except for playing with my nipples and occasionally spreading my legs and lips to check for sunburn. They could easily see that my pussy was dripping, and for sure at this close range they were smelling my juices. With the close-up view they were having I was glad I had shaved again this morning, making myself really smooth.

“I told them how you were meeting me here later on today and that you were OK with me being naked in public or else I wouldn't be doing it, and that I had removed my pubic hair as a surprise for my husband. Knowing you were to join me soon seemed to make everything OK. They joked some more about seeing my pussy and tits before recognizing my face, and one guy said it would be a 'cunning stunt' to be able to identify me by my "stunning c*nt". Now that we were relaxed enough to joke around I told them they were welcome to ask to see my pussy if years from now they saw my face in a crowd but weren't quite sure it was me—they'd know for sure by the pussy! But if the pussy belonged to somebody else they might get slapped! I told them that all last week sitting in class if they'd bothered to look up my skirt they would have seen the furry pussy of someone who didn't even pack any underwear.

"That's right, silly boy, I've been commando this whole trip. If you'd bothered to slide your hand up my skirt when you were driving me to the airport, you would have discovered that! At least some of the passengers on the plane noticed. And if you'll look in the dresser, you'll see that both pairs of panties I own are still there. In fact, they've been there since I bought them years ago. You're my husband and you're just finding out now that I don't use underwear! All this time! You should try to finger me more often! Oh, this talk going to make you cum? Right there in the airport? Do you have to put the phone down?

"Oh, wow! You did it! Now you'll have to tie your jacket around your waist. Anyway, back to my story. The two instructors, one male and one female, agreed that yes, from the front of the room they had seen my tw*t, that was the word they used, and it looked different now, and maybe that's why on the beach they hadn't recognized me right away! So, since they were now seeing me naked anyway, and I'd be sitting with them in class all next week, I let them look all they wanted! I spread the lips for them so they’d be able to see more than I’d be able to show them once we got back in the class room. It felt really strange displaying myself like this to the instructors and other trainees, but I figured, what the hell, I might as well give them their money's worth! I can't wait to see how they greet me in class tomorrow! I'll be embarrassed, but not as much as them.

"So, finally, seeing no clothes around, their curiosity was killing them about what I had worn on the bus to get to the beach. So, I pointed to the little tangle of string holding my ponytail up and told them that it could unfold and be my whole wardrobe for the trip back to the hotel. This fascinated them, so I took it out and passed it around. Sweetie, I know that when you bought it for me you meant it as a joke and that it's really not much more than two little dots for my nipples, a thin ribbon to cover my slit, and enough string to hold it all in place. They asked me to show them how it becomes a bathing suit, so I took it out of my hair and put it on. Right away the ribbon disappeared between my lips, and when I spread my lips we all saw that the juices made the ribbon transparent, so it may as well not even be there. In fact, we could see the hood of my clit right through it, and my wet clit pushing against it. Now that I think about it, maybe that's what the bus driver liked! I showed them how my clit, which was now hard and pointy, flipped to one side of the ribbon or the other. By now my lips were swollen and full, with my clit peeking out. All this while wearing my "bathing suit"! They remarked how different my clit and lips looked from a few minutes before. I had to explain to the younger men that my clit swells up when I’m sexually aroused, which I is how I’ve been the whole day here. I actually told them I was aroused, but I did not tell them I felt like masturbating right then and there.

"Yes, sweetie, I was very turned on! And wet! With nothing to keep my juices from just flowing out!

"So here I was, standing in front of both my instructors and half the training class, wearing nothing but a string across my back to hold a dime-size dot over each nipple and a see-through half-inch wide ribbon disappearing into the folds of my c*nt, and just a thin string around my waist to hold up the string coming down my butt crack to meet the ribbon somewhere near my butthole, and giving them an up-close look at my engorged clit sticking out from under its hood and around the little ribbon. And by now my sex smell was really strong! I felt more naked than when I actually was naked! One of the women remarked that my suit had so little material that if I took it off I probably could roll it up and stuff it inside my tw*t, again she used that word. Had to try that so I took it off, rolled it up, and stuffed it in. Yes, it did fit, except that it kept my lips open and it put me right on the edge of an orgasm when I tried moving the least little bit. I really did not want to embarrass myself by having an orgasm right in front of them, since I'm going to be sitting in class with them all next week. Cumming right in front of them would be just too much!

"But being the only person naked, all the while smiling at them and maintaining eye contact gave me such a rush. And with a 'bathing suit' stuffed into my pussy rubbing against my clit! But I still managed to not cum.

"That's right, sweetie, and you could have been here to see all of this. But if you had been here, I think they would have witnessed up close how I make love to my husband!

"Yes, I would’ve. Right there, with you. In front of everybody. You’re my husband, so I can fuck you. And I’d do it anywhere!

"Well there I was, naked, lips wide open and dripping, nipples hard as ever, clit exposed, trying to hold back a mighty orgasm, dying for my husband's cock to be inside me, all with a dozen fully dressed business associates staring at me, and especially at my throbbing clit. And I'm thinking how bad it would be for them to watch me having an orgasm. I kept telling myself over and over—do not cum, do not cum! Not in front of my classmates. Besides being embarrassing, this would be the ultimate humiliation! Even when they told me I looked like I was about to cum, I explained to them how humiliating that would be, for them to see me cum, and they agreed, it would be just too over-the-top. But as I pulled the string out it brushed past my clit and so I ended up cumming right in front of them anyway, and very loudly!

"Yes, I did! Right there! While telling them I wasn’t going to! That it would be too humiliating.

"No, of course it was not as good as when you fuck me, but still really, really good. It was wonderful, but totally unacceptable, since sex on the beach is not allowed, even solo sex. I kept apologizing while I was cumming, but everyone watching said it was OK. One of the lifeguards rushed over when he heard me screaming and saw the string partly out. He thought it was a piece of seaweed that had gotten in me while I was swimming, and that something in the seaweed must be biting me! So he got down there between my legs and pulled it out the rest of the way, but that just made my orgasm more intense, since he was drawing it across my raw clit. With my feet up in the air, I was moaning and twitching all over the place! I guess he didn't realize he was adding to my orgasm and making me cum even more, so he spread me open wider and reached in with his fingers to see if there was a crab or something still in there biting me, and the way he moved his fingers across my clit just made me cum even harder. Finally after about fifteen minutes I passed out so he started CPR on me, which meant his hands, sticky and slick from having been inside my pussy, were now all over my tits, and this sent me off again! Sweetie, I wish you had been here to save me, rather than this stranger running his hands all over me! Here I was worried about having even one little orgasm in front of my work mates, and now I was having about thirty of them, really wild ones!

"Yes, his fingers were in my pussy trying to find a crab or something, and then his hands were all over my chest for the CPR. It felt wonderf, er, I mean he thought he was saving my life! When is that plane going to get you here?

"Well, by the time I was finished cumming about half an hour later, there was quite a crowd, and I was sprawled out, naked and exhausted. Half my class, all the lifeguards, and tons of people. They were so concerned thinking I had just been saved from either drowning or from some biting thing. But really, the joke was on them. I had just gotten away with having massive multiple orgasms right there, in plain sight of everyone on the beach, without getting arrested! Of course, most of the women there knew what was going on, but I think the guys were really dumb, because they kept coming over to ask if I was OK, and asked if they had found the animal that was biting me! So they wouldn't worry, I held my pussy open and let them look inside to show them there were no bite marks, just healthy pink.

"Yes, sweetie, they did look inside me. They wanted to make sure there were no bite marks. I had to turn my c*nt practically inside out so they could see. They were very concerned, especially the men. Then I told them I needed to rest.

"After thanking me for a nice visit, my classmates and I posed for a few photos, which I dared the instructors to include in the report at the end of training. It would be exciting to be the only one naked in our class picture! The photographer said as long as no pubic hair was showing they might be able to use it, I'm shaved so no problem! He showed me the pictures in his camera.

"Yes, my slit does show up. And yes, you can see the cum juice running down my legs, and yes, my clit was still sticking out a little. It looks like I just got fucked! I’m in front, right in the center, so all of me shows. But he said they can't use the one where the guy behind me is reaching under my butt to try to cover my pussy. You can see his whole hand except for the one finger, which in the photo looks like it might be inside me. But the other pictures might be OK, even for the one with the girls on each side cupping my tits. Oh, sweetie, I thought you wanted me to be like this, naked in front of every one. You're so jealous! You'll be here in a little while, and you can see me just like this!

"Anyway, after I saw the pictures I told them I'd really like for them put one in the report. After a few photos of just me, one really cute one with my ankles behind my neck so that even my little butt hole shows, they continued on their walk and said they'd see me in class tomorrow. I wonder how they'll greet me!

"Then they left me alone. I already told you about spreading my legs when guys come near. It's really fun, especially if they start getting a hard-on. If they do, I close my legs and watch their dicks shrink. Then I open up again, and their dicks go up again! It's like I can make them go up and down on command. I want to try this with you sometime. Maybe right here on the beach!

"Now I'm sitting here, naked and alone, a healthy pussy with no bites, waiting for you to call when you land. Oh, and my clit is still out. Hey, some guys are walking toward me, I have to hang up now so I can hold my pussy open. Call me when you get here. Love ya!

(Finally, a couple of hours later, she’s still on the beach. The afternoon is still early and her phone rings…)

"Oh, yay! You're finally in Atlanta and boarding in half an hour! I can’t wait till you get here—I’m so exhausted from all those orgasms! The flight to Miami is only a couple of hours, so if you land by 3, then by the time you're out of the airport and drive to the beach it'll be 4 or 5, so we'll have maybe two hours before the sun sets. I know you want to see me naked in front of anybody who walks by, I think we'll still have some time for that. I can't wait! I'm so horny! This towel under me is soaked. Being naked in public keeps me right on the edge of an orgasm, I feel like I'm constantly ready to cum again. And I don't even have to play with my clit! I wish I'd listened to you at that beach in New Jersey and gotten naked there. Now I want to just stay naked and show myself naked to everyone. And have lots more orgasms!

"Well, we have a few minutes to talk before you board.

"Sweetie, when you get here I'll have a surprise for you, but you'll have to pass a little test. There are dozens of women here lying naked in the sun. Most of the pussies are bare, like mine. So, after you call to say you're almost to the beach, I'm gonna lie back on this lounger and wait for you. But I'll have a towel over my face and you'll have to identify me only by my pussy!! That's the test.

"I'm gonna ask some of the other women here to open their legs and cover their faces too. If you don't pick me on the first try, I'll feel crushed, but you'll be in trouble, big trouble. So you'd better get it right the first time, and remember, you haven't seen me with a shaved pussy since the kids were born, and even that was only partial. But now I'm totally bare even underneath all the way to my butt hole, so you'll probably have to look closely at every woman you think might be me. Good luck! Meanwhile, I'm gonna just lie here horny as hell and enjoy being naked and display myself the way you always wanted. Now get on that plane so you can come watch people looking at your naked horny wife!

(He lands in Miami, gets his rental car, and is driving toward the beach using the directions she texted him. Her phone rings)

"Yay, at last! Yes, the big parking lot, then walk through the tunnel. Now I'm gonna lie back, open my legs, and cover my face with the towel. And, I asked the lifeguard if you're allowed to fuck here and he said for sure no, not on the beach, only in the lifeguard tower. Probably because he thought I wanted to fuck him, ha! ha! I explained that my husband is the only man I fuck, which he didn't believe after watching me all day with peoples' hands up my pussy and the little bits of string for a bathing suit I arrived in, and especially my great public orgasms and me doing every other sexual thing except actually fuck, and especially my bottoms-up yoga pose leg splits! So, sweetie, as soon as you get here maybe we'll call his bluff and ask if you and I can borrow his lifeguard tower.

"Too bad we're not allowed to fuck here, I was going to say that once you figure out which one of us naked women lying here is your wife, to just stick your dick in me. From the fit you could tell for sure. But, no fucking on the beach so that will have to wait. And also, what would happen if you stuck it in the wrong woman? She might like it, but I wouldn’t!

"Oh, you say you just made the turn off the Expressway? Good, just a few more minutes and you'll be trying to figure out which one of these lovely pussies is mine.

...Hubby arrives on the beach, puts his towel down, gets naked, and sets about looking at each naked woman lying on her back, and tries to identify his wife. At first he's enjoying this, and his partial erection shows it. After surveying a dozen or so bare bodies, he narrows the field down to three, then two, based on tits, leg shape, and other physical traits. With their faces covered and wedding rings concealed, it's hard to choose. He goes back and forth between the final two, looking for distinguishing features. How can he not recognize his own wife's pussy? She had mentioned that her clit might be out, so he'll have to go back and look more closely. Both clits are protruding slightly, one pink and one darker, but he isn't familiar enough with his own wife's clit! With her face still covered, one woman raises her knees and spreads her legs, affording a magnificent view of her open pussy and her anus. The other woman does the same.

...All these beautiful naked women! Of the two he's got it down to, both women are shaved bare, just as she said they'd all be, so no help there. Both women's nipples are erect, but how can he not know his own wife's nipples? Maybe he should start paying more attention to them. One woman has a small freckle on one side of her pussy, and another just next to her anus, but that doesn't help. What about the toenail polish? He hadn't even noticed when she left on her trip. Got to start noticing these things. How can a man not know every inch of his own wife? Too busy with job, the kids, maybe too much golf with the guys. Can't even identify my own wife. Maybe her smell? They're both leaking a little, but he knows his wife has always been very wet. They both smell nice, but he can't tell the difference. What about taste? Well, this one looks like the best bet, so here goes...

...About twenty minutes later, an attractive but exhausted and slightly dizzy but very happy nude woman on very wobbly legs walks a very embarrassed man over to the other woman, his wife, now sitting up and looking daggers at her husband. His head is hanging low and his penis has shrunk and withdrawn into the nest of his pubic hair...

"So, sweetie, you can't identify your own wife's pussy? You really like hers better? Apologise to the nice lady, compliment her on her pussy, and let her get back to her book. Then I will deal with you.

(The first woman shakily and unevenly staggers back to her own beach chair and towel.)

"You really blew it, mister! I was gonna drag you up into that tower and give you the best fuck of your life, even with the lifeguards watching. But not after you chose another woman's pussy! And tits, yet!

"I can't believe it! Your own wife's pussy! And what about my tits? You don't know my nipples? How many times have you stuck your dick in my c*nt, yet you don't even know what it looks like! And you couldn't even recognize me by my sex smell? You sniffed me, your nose an inch away from my wet tw*t. Did you sniff her too, and you still couldn't tell? Or maybe you liked hers better? I even gave you a nice view of my asshole, and you still couldn’t get it right! Did you try to taste her?

Oh? Did she taste better than me? And it wasn't until you gave her about twelve orgasms that you realized you got the wrong one? Now I know why she was smiling when she marched your sorry ass over here! Well, from now on you're gonna get really close to your own wife's pussy. And don't kiss me yet, not with her slimy, sticky, sex juice all over your face!

"So, mister, for not recognizing your own wife when I'm lying here naked, right in front of you, here's your punishment:

"First, from now on, very night before bed you will eat me. Until I cum! With the lights on, so you get to know what I look and feel and smell and taste like down there. We're gonna make it so you never mistake another woman's c*nt for mine. And you're gonna become best friends with my clit.

"Second, whenever you and I are home together without the kids or our moms there, I'll stay naked and you will either lick me or fuck me, my choice, on demand. Any time I want. And any position I want. And in any part of the house, including the back yard. And if the doorbell rings I will answer it naked and tell them what we're doing. And invite them in to watch, if they want to.

"Third, whenever we can get away for the weekend without the kids, you are taking me to a nudist resort or a clothing-optional beach. But not a swinger's club, because I only fuck you. Hey, come to think of it, if we do go to a swinger’s club we won’t swing but they can watch us fuck. If we're driving there I'll be naked for the whole trip, so you'll have to figure out the logistics.

"Fourth, you will allow me to show as much nipple as I want to, no matter where we are, even when your boss invites us to dinner. I'll have to be wearing something, but it might be transparent, or very loose and low-cut, or open-knit so my nipples poke through, or whatever I choose. Likewise, as much pussy and ass as I want to show, so don't tell me to wear underwear, ever. And if my skirt doesn't quite cover my ass and pussy, then you'll just have to deal with it. And when we get out of a car, you will come around and hold my door open in case I want to flash.

"Next, you're buying me a new bicycle and we're riding in the next twenty or so World Naked Bike Rides, naked. You, too. Naked. The whole day.

"Still not enough of seeing me naked in public? Well, this October you're taking me to Key West for Fantasy Fest. For the whole week. They say you can go around wearing only body paint, and the artists there charge about three hundred to paint you. Well, I'm gonna save you a lot of money because my costume will be to just outline the shape of a bikini on my bare skin, which you'll do with a washable marker. Just a few thin lines drawn across my back, and triangle outlines around my breasts and pussy, so I'll be fully naked.

"And after that, you will scout out the bars and lounges in town to find out which ones have amateur night. You will escort me in, introduce me as your wife as though we're there to watch the show, but I will remove my clothes and we'll find the manager and you'll tell him that since she's already nude your wife wants to be on stage when the time comes. Until then, you'll take me around and introduce me to anyone you know. Then when I'm up there exposing myself on stage with the lights shining on me, as part of my act I will point you out as my husband and tell them how you couldn't recognize your own wife's c*nt. I'll make sure they get a good look at it, up close and open, including the little freckle next to my asshole, so none of them will ever make the same mistake you just did. There—do you think that will satisfy your need to see men looking at your wife's body? And them knowing it's your wife up there, opening herself for their inspection?

"And another thing, after I get home next week I'm going to find a job as an art model, maybe at that college nearby or with a private art group. And you will enroll as an adult student but not let on that you're my husband. I'll give them poses like they've never seen before, and you'll be there to see me exhibiting myself.

"I've heard that normal poses don't often show under the model's butt, but if I get to choose the pose I'll bend over and hold my cheeks apart so they can see mine. This will also give them views of the lower parts of my pussy that most art students never get to see. I'll be open and wet and dripping, so they'll have to draw that, too. And you'll be there to watch them looking up my open crotch from behind, and watch them studying the juice running down the insides of my legs. You might not like them seeing all this, but you wanted me to be naked, so we'll see how you handle it.

"Maybe they'll pose me with a male model and you'll be watching as I wrap my naked body around his. You'll just have to privately deal with seeing his hands on my crotch, or cupping my breasts or butt cheeks, or anywhere the pose calls for while I happily display my nakedness to anybody who pays the class fee.

"And if it's a private group they might ask for intimate poses, since they won't know you're my husband. You'll watch but you won't know if the sex is simulated or real, like, is his dick just pressed up near my pussy, or is it hard and really inside? Maybe the instructor will let you come up for a closer look. You might see the tip of another man’s penis just inside the lips of your wife’s vagina, for the sake of art! And we'll have to hold that pose for twenty minutes or more! I’ll probably have an orgasm either way, so you won't be able to tell just because I come. Yes, right there, in front of you and everyone else in the studio! Watching me have an orgasm! I'll probably have to apologise to the class, but you can bet they'll be inviting me back.

"And I'm not going to bring a robe for the breaks. By staying naked we can compare the real tits to the drawings. I can put a nipple right up next to their canvas to see how accurately they get the little dots on my areolas. Can't do that with a robe on! Likewise the delicate folds of my pussy. Who knows, sweetie, maybe you'll learn to draw!

"And if they have a public exhibit of the paintings, I will be the only person nude at the opening. You would attend as a student, so you can see everyone looking at my nude body as I let them compare me with the paintings. I’ll be completely nude, except for heels and jewelry, as I circulate and talk with the art patrons.

"Need me to be naked even more? Here's how the whole city can see me naked, with you watching. How about I take acting lessons and find a community theater group putting on a play with nudity? If I get the part, I'll want to stay naked for all the rehearsals. You will be a volunteer stage hand and watch me naked in front of the whole cast and crew, the audience, and all the other volunteers. If there are sex scenes I will do my best to make them as convincing as possible, without bed covers over me and the male actor. And just like in the art class, you'll have to wonder where his dick really is. And you will invite everyone we know to the performances, maybe even our moms, so they can see what you have wanted so bad. People you know and work with will see me naked on stage, maybe having an orgasm, and know that I'm your wife. I guess if the orgasm is real you'll see me apologising to the whole audience. I’ll have to step out of character for a moment, walk to the edge of the stage naked and face the audience, and explain that I just had an orgasm and that it was real, and that I’m sorry if it shocked them, then get back into the role and resume whatever the sex scene calls for. You’ll watch them seeing me perform naked and see me stay nude for the curtain calls, and attend the cast party nude. Yes, I’ll stay naked for the cast party, at my husband’s side and chatting with the play-goers. They will see my body up close, standing next to you. Naked enough for you?

"Want more? Well, sweetie, how about me getting felt up by everyone you know? Yes, everyone! Next Super Bowl party when you invite all your buddies and their women over, I'll be naked except for a frilly little apron around my waist, covering nothing except maybe my belly button and the top inch or so of my slit. They'll have complete access to every part of me.

"You've turned me into an exhibitionist, and now you'll have to live with it. Anyway, I will be serving drinks and snacks, and me! Yes, me. For every score our team makes, our guests get to take turns feeling my ass and playing with my tits and kissing my nipples, and if they ask politely they can reach under the apron and rub my pussy. Even the wives and girlfriends will like to do that.

"By halftime I'll probably need to finger myself the rest of the way to an orgasm, so they'll get to watch that, too. Believe me, the women will understand. Nobody will mind if I masturbate lying on the floor in front of the whole crowd. I'll enjoy it and so will they. Your part will come later, and you might not like your part so much. Part of your punishment.

"At the end of the game, if our team won you will eat me out right in front of your friends and co-workers. I'll already be naked, so what the hell!

"But if our team loses, you will get naked and fuck me, right there on the floor, in front of the TV.

"Yes, both of us naked, you'll be naked in front of everyone you know. They will look at your cock and you will not cover it. You will see what it's like to be naked in front of a group. I'll already have been displayed naked for about four hours, felt up, fingered myself to an orgasm, fondled by everyone there, and had my nipples sucked, now it will be your turn. If you want to keep your clothes on you'd better hope our team wins!

"But if they lose, all your friends and work partners and their wives and girlfriends will see you naked, and if you can't show them a hard on they will laugh at you, especially the women, and they'll want you to stroke it to make it hard. Just think, you might have to jerk off in front of your buddies! That will embarrass and humiliate you, but it's part of your punishment for eating out another woman before you realised it wasn't your own wife. And gave her orgasms! Good thing you didn’t stick your dick in her like I wanted you to do me!

"But at our Super Bowl party whether you eat me or fuck me, you'd better make it so they see me cum! And maybe before they go home, when I'm still dripping with cum I'll let them taste me, just to get you back for sucking on that other woman's pussy. That should give me at least as many orgasms as you gave her. Hey, wow, look over there, she's still playing with herself! Maybe you should just go over there and fuck her right now. You’ve already had your tongue inside her.

“On second thought, no you don’t fuck her, you fuck me. Now that you're here, even though you couldn't identify your wife without her clothes on, I'm still horny as hell and I want to fuck you right now. That is, if your dick comes out of hiding. Let's go see if that lifeguard really meant it when he said you're allowed to fuck as long as you're up in the tower. I love you!