Happened before my time
My wife loves to torment me with the stories of how, before we met, there was a pub where late at night she would regularly strip off and get up on top of the bar and dance nude, the only one to do so. She did this only if she knew most of the people there, in case she needed to be protected from any strangers who might mistake her nudity for availability. I surely wish I'd known her back then!
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