A long time ago - Funny rather than erotic frankly
Maaaany moons ago I went to some stag shows where the girls invited people on stage. Among the group on one occasion there was a friend of a friend called Peter who I had met a couple of times. He was a really nice guy, very polite and well spoken, married but not too familiar with stag shows.
We were in the large back room of a not so salubrious pub with a 3 foot high stage at one end.
So the two girls had done their stripping bit and headed towards the floor for volunteers. Most sensible guys knew that news of these events gets around wives and girlfriends and didn't want to take part, just watch.
Peter turned to me (posh voice here) "Ferg, are you going up" Me "no way" Peter "Do you mind if I do?" Me "No mate, fill your boots"
So he puts his finger up too catch the gaze of the girls and is led away willingly to the stage.
They stripped him fairly quickly, and lay him down. He got hard quickly as one girl sat on his face whilst the other started jacking him off, and as a result he blew his load in 45 seconds.
Polite chap that he was he said 'sorry' and proceeded to get dressed.
The second 'volunteer' was lined up in advance and the guys organising the event had primed the girls to select big Dave. He performed rather better but Peter rather stole the show because instead of just grabbing his clothes and leaving the stage he got dressed as the girls started on Dave whilst observing the ongoing show.
This included sitting on an old wooden chair to put his socks and shoes on and doing his tie up.
I went to a few back then but this is the only one where I can remember any detail.
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