Two for one on Saturday. We were at a late graduation party for my cousin's kid. She graduated this past May, but her family never got around to having a party for her. She was home from college this weekend, so her parents threw her a rather impromptu graduation party on Saturday. Despite the two-day notice, there were still almost 50-75 people there!
1) The graduate. She was wearing one of those one-piece shorts jumper things, not sure what they are called. She was clearly braless. This family is particularly religious and extremely conservative when it comes to showing skin, let alone something like brastraps, so she was probably braless to avoid showing brastraps and didn't have a strapless bra with her. I told my wife, "I can't believe she is wearing that in front of all these people." My wife asked why, as it didn't look particularly revealing or anything. I said, "Because anytime she bends over she is going to flash people." My wife asked how I came to that conclusion since her outfit didn't seem at all revealing. I said, "It isn't revealing when she is standing up, of course, but it's really loose and if she bends over it will show everything." And literally that moment, she came out of her house and bent over to pet a dog tied up to the railing, her top fell away, and both boobs complete with nips were on display. My wife scoffed and said I pay too much attention to this things.
2) About 10 minutes later, we saw another one of my cousins, also college age. I told my wife, "She is going to show things, too." My wife said how did I know. I said, "You can tell that her bra is too big because her shirt goes into the top of her bra a bit, and if she bends over we will see inside, just like your sister all the time." About a half hour later, my wife said, "You were right about that one, too." I asked her what in the world she was talking about, and she said she was inside and the gal in question on was the couch, slightly bent forward and when my wife walked by, she got a full view of everything. I said, "It's fun being married to a very visual person who is hyper aware of everything around us, isn't it?" Then I asked her to describe what she saw because I didn't get to see it, and she said, "I actually can't describe what I saw. I just know that I definitely saw it." (My wife is the least-visual person I know. She could see a car accident and wouldn't even be able to tell you if they were cars, SUVs, or trucks that were involved; just "I saw an accident today".)
On the way home, she quizzed me on what people were wearing that had nothing to do with boobs, and I was able to describe a dozen people and what they were wearing, just to convince her it isn't always about noticing boobs. Ha!
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