I have posted this before, but what the hell. We rent the same beach house every summer for the last 25 years or so. It is well elevated on pilings, which is why it has survived so long. Under the house is an enclosed shower, it is large so it is great for showering off the kids before they get sand in the house, and I'm sure many couples have had fun in there too.
One afternoon we were all at the beach, my wife and I and 2 other couples who came with us. My wife left the beach to walk up to the house to get dinner started, stopping at the shower to wash her hair and clean off. The rest of us were picking up chairs, coolers etc, before heading up. One of the guys went back in the water to rinse off, he came running out quickly, he had jellyfish tentacles wrapped around his leg, it's pretty painful, but we always keep a spray that neutralizes the poison quickly. The spray is kept in the shower, so he sprints up to the house and runs into the shower, where my wife is. There is a tall dune between the house and the beach, so he disappeared over it when he ran off.
We continued picking up, loading up the cart before we head back. When he get to the house my wife is in the kitchen, she is smiling like a cat, I ask her 'what's so funny', she said 'nothing, I'll tell you later'. So later, when we are in our bedroom she tell me Jack, our friend, came into the shower, she was naked of course, he was a little panicky about the pain from the jellyfish, but she said she calmly help spray him, get his trucks off with the tentacles, neither made any attempt to cover up until the pain was gone.
My wife said he begged her not to say anything about this or his wife would kill him. So she wrapped up in a towel, brought him a towel and clothes, then she got dressed and started dinner. My wife is not shy, she actually enjoys innocent excuses to show off her body, she said Jack had a bad case of shrinkage from the pain and embarrassment, so she wouldn't be trading me in anytime soon.
|