(Overheard, young woman on a cell phone at Haulover Beach
"Hey Sweetie, it's me. Can you talk? OK, good. You'll never guess where I am!
"Good guesses, but I'm at the beach! Well, I told you you shoulda flown down here to meet me for the weekend. Here it is Saturday in the middle of my two-week training workshop, we're off today and tomorrow, and so here I am at the beach!
"Well, since you chose to stay up north and golf with your buddies, I'm here alone, just enjoying the sun and water.
"What beach? It's called Haulover Beach, and it's not far from where the training is. I took the bus from downtown, and it drops you off right near the lifeguard tower. So now try to guess what I'm wearing.
“That teeny little string bikini that almost covers my nipples, most of my pussy, but not my butt? The one that got us kicked out of the condo pool? You’re right! Well, that’s what I wore on the bus. The driver told me I could ride for free if I stayed up front, but I'm not wearing it now.
“You still haven’t guessed what I’m wearing now. Here’s a hint: You know how you're always trying to get me to go to that clothing-optional beach at Sandy Hook so you can show me off naked? And we tried it once and you spent the whole afternoon trying to get me to take off the bottoms? Well, guess what!
"Yes, really, I’m naked! And you want to know why I’m naked? Well, I assumed you’d be OK with it ever since you tried to get me naked there. So here I am, naked, just like you wanted, except that you're not here!
“Are there people here seeing me? Yes, lots of people, seeing me naked. I told you you should have flown down here. You'd be seeing me in public without any clothes, being naked right now, in front of all these people! You’d be able to see them all looking at my nude body. If you were here you’d be parading little naked me up and down the beach all you want, and you could show me off to your heart’s content.
"Are they looking at me? Yes, of course! But right now I'm lying on my stomach, so they can't see much.
"You want me to stay on my stomach? Why? So they can't see my pussy? Why, you jealous man! So it's OK if they see my butt?
"How come at Sandy Hook you wanted me to take everything off and walk around naked? I think that was just so you could watch people watching me. That would have been more for you than for me, and that's why I didn't do it. All I had for cover was a half-inch-wide strip over my pussy, and a string down my butt crack, almost but not quite naked, but that wasn’t enough for you. Anyway, here I am without even that half-inch strip, for everybody in the world to see, everybody but you!
"Silly man! You're jealous. Well, now you can just go golfing with the guys, and imagine me lying here naked!
"I think I'll turn over and get some sun on my front.
"What do you mean 'don't do that'? You want me to not show my front? Why not? Hey, there's a couple of guys setting their towels down right near me. They were already standing there looking at me moving my legs apart while I was on my stomach. I wonder what they were seeing?
"You really think they're looking up between my legs? Imagine that! But what would they see? I mean, the front of my pussy is pushed down against the towel, so all they can see besides my butt would be the lower part of my pussy and probably my butthole, I know because I can feel the breeze on it. Especially when I move my legs apart.
"Oh, you don't like them seeing that? The pussy or the butthole?
“Oh, you don’t want them to see either one! You are soooo jealous. Or protective? Then why aren't you here? You could have flown down. OK, just for you, I'll close my legs. Well, they're sitting down behind me anyway. Maybe they're hoping I'll turn over. They're pretending to look away, but I can see them sneaking peeks in my direction. They're only about six feet away.
"No, I'm not gonna relocate away from them. In fact, I really want to flip over now, got to get some sun on my front.
"Hold on, while I set the phone down a minute. And yes, I am going to turn over.
"There, that's better. You still there? Good. Now I'm lying on my back, but with my legs together. They still can't see a thing! Well, I guess they can see my tits. But there's nothing to see 'down there' because, you know how you're always trying to get me to shave my pussy? Well, I finally shaved it last night, so now there's not even any hair for them to see, so sweetie just settle down. As long as I keep my legs closed, they can't see anything, it's just a smooth mound sticking up. They can’t see the opening. I love the feeling of the cool breeze across my bare mound.
“Yes of course they can see my tits. They’re pointing straight up in the air, and the nipples are hard, must be that breeze again.
"No, I'm not afraid they'll get sunburned. I'm rubbing sunblock on right now. Wow—the guys are watching, especially when I do the nipples. Now a few more guys, in fact, all of a sudden they seem to have a lot of new friends! They're all setting up their towels and beach chairs around me. Maybe they're here to protect me, like you should be doing.
"Yes, you could fly down here tonight and go back tomorrow night, but it's s’posed to rain Sunday so it won't be a good beach day. But hey, you could still come see me anyway. There are some nice museums we could go see.
"Oh, you're only interested if you can see me naked in public? Well, I’m not gonna do that in the museums, only the beach. Okay, then, just stay there and go golfing. Anyway, my legs are getting stiff from holding them together, so now I'm going to let them just relax. Wow! The guys are all looking now. When I open my legs, their heads all turn my way. Like those cat videos on YouTube. Cat? Pussy? Maybe there’s a theme here!
“You want to know what they’re looking at? What do you think! So now, with my legs apart, they can see the slit in the middle. It's what you wanted me to show at Sandy Hook, so here it is now. But the slit is closed, they can’t see inside me, so don't worry.
“Yes, I just checked, my slit is closed. The lips are closed and nobody can see up inside me. Hey! a guy is offering me a beer —Thank you!— Now sweetie I have to sit up to drink the beer, and that means I've gotta open my legs further. Now my slit is open, but probably only about an inch, let me look. Yes, now my lips are showing, just slightly apart, so these guys, especially the six guys only about four feet away, probably can see just a narrow opening with some juice leaking out between the lips. . They must like the way it looks, because they’re all staring. Maybe you were right, the guys at Sandy Hook would have liked this. I’m sure glad you told me you wanted me to be naked in public, otherwise I’d never be naked in public.
"Yes, I really did shave, and it really is smooth down there, I’m totally bare, and the breeze feels nice now that I’m slightly open. These guys are wondering who I'm talking to—I’m talking to my husband, no he's not on his way here—.
"Yes, sweetie, they’re looking right at my pussy, and yes, I've got my legs apart. And yes, my slit is open, I already told you that, but just a little. I think it's nice that they're looking. This is what you wanted guys to see at Sandy Hook, so I know you must approve. But this is even better, because I'm bare. They get to see more this way.
"No, I'm not touching myself, except for applying some sunblock down there. I'm really glad I shaved; with hair it would be really messy but this is nice and smooth. I've got to put the phone down for a sec so I can use both hands to rub this cream on. If I hold my lips apart with the fingers of one hand, I can use the other hand to spread the sunblock on my tender inner lips. Most of the wet is from the sunblock, but not all of it. Got to make sure I get lotion on all the pink parts, —Sorry, I don’t mean to be grossing you guys out, I hope you don’t mind me opening my legs so I can smear this sunblock around; I don't want to get a sunburn down there, of all places! And thanks, that's sweet of you but I can rub my pussy myself. But you could take this bottle of lotion and squirt it onto my pussy. It takes three hands to do this! With you holding the bottle I can use one hand to hold myself open and the other hand to apply the cream after you squirt it on me. Yes, like that, thanks guys!—.
"Okay sweetie, I can hold the phone now. I had to apologize to these guys for spreading my legs—most unladylike! They are so polite--one even helped me protect my pussy from sunburn.
“Getting hungry. Gonna walk over to the food stand and get something to eat.
"Yes, sweetie, that does mean I'll be walking naked across the sand, and people will see me from all angles—tits, bare pussy, butt, all of me! Just like you wanted at Sandy Hook. No, I'm not going to cover up, I'm just going to walk over there naked, stand in line naked, order, get my stuff, and walk back, all the while naked. Just for you, even though you're not here.
"What do you mean it's not the same? Just because you're not here I can't go naked? Then you'd better get down here soon.
"Oh, hey, one of the guys here overheard me talking about food, and offered me a sandwich—Thank you!—. So sweetie you're saved—I don't need to walk over to the food stand, and you don't have to imagine me walking around with everyone on the beach lusting after at my naked body. I can stay right here. Oh, hold on a minute sweetie, they're offering me a chair. —Thanks!— But before I sit down, I’ll first have to stand up and bend at the waist to grab my beer. If I do that, the guys behind me will get a new view of my pussy lips, especially if I spread my feet apart to reach lower. Isn’t that one of the things you wanted me to do at Sandy Hook if I’d taken my bottoms off? Well here they’re off, so I can do it. Setting the phone down again for a sec.
"Now I'm back holding the phone. Sorry, once I bent over, it took me a long time to locate the beer—it was under my towel—but the guys behind me didn’t mind waiting. This is a really comfy beach chair. Now that I'm sitting, the guys are mostly gathering around in front, drinking their beers and eating their sandwiches, but mostly commenting on how I must be really comfortable in this chair, with my legs hanging over the armrests.
“Yes, they are looking at my pussy, but I know it’s OK and that you’d approve. I would never be doing this if you didn’t say you wanted me to. Anyway, sweetie, after I finish this sandwich I think I’ll get back on my towel and do some yoga exercises. I especially need practice doing the one that’s like pedaling an upside-down bicycle.
“Yes, silly, of course I’ll be naked while doing the yoga.
"You say you found a Miami flight that can get you here by six? Well, the sun goes down at seven, so go for it if you want. Oh, you're already heading to the airport? How sweet! Okay, call me when you board your flight. Love ya!”