I'll write about a couple of times my wife and I got caught but this one was so much funnier.
Spring break for high school, my parents went on vacation. Of course I had a party with several friends over. We were all legal age to drink and the booze was flowing. One buddy had brought his girlfriend over and several bottles of cheap wine. They sort of stayed to themselves for a long time before disappearing. Everyone screwing around by the bin fire when someone asked about them. Someone else said they went into my dad's garage.
A bunch of us quietly walked to the garage hoping to catch them. I used the garage door opener and opened up the overhead door. The lights came on automatically when the door opened.
Sitting on my dad's work bench was his girlfriend, completely naked, her feet propped up on the edge as he used an empty wine bottle to fuck her with. Both of them just froze staring at us for several minutes before he began to yell at us to get out.
From then on, we called her "Big Bottle Bertha"
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