I used to do IT work, we had a service contract with a company that owned a variety of shady businesses, strip clubs, bars, massage parlors, but also a fitness center. I hated making calls to the bars and strip joints, they were nasty with smoke, dingy, poorly lit. I had never been to the fitness center until I get a call that the wifi is not working.
I go to the office, check the network on a PC, sure enough, so I ask where the switches and routers are, the lady is not sure. She makes a call or two, then says follow her but I have to wait a sec, the equipment is in a closet in the women's dressing room, she has to clear it out. I finally get there and it is a mess, nothing is labeled, wires, plugs, power strips all over the place.
To make a long story short, I spent all afternoon in that closet before I fixed it up. Then wanted to leave, not sure how to do it without being accused of sex crimes. I knocked on the door and yelled 'man coming out' or something, I looked out enough to see a young topless woman pealing off yoga pants. I went back in, she obviously didn't see me, I used my cell to call the gym office to get the lady to come get me out, got an answering service. I was getting panicky claustrophobic so I just pick up my stuff, yelled 'man coming through', shielded my eyes and walked out. I heard a squeal and someone say 'well at least he must be gay'.
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