Mine
More funny than sexy:
A short time ago, my wife arranged to meet our friend at a hotel for a couple of days near where I work which is 60 miles from home. I dropped her off there before work and she spent the day with him. That night, I spent the night with her and went back to work the next morning. What I didn't realize, was that while getting my things together that morning, her thong had somehow gotten tangled in the straps of my backpack and was hanging there for everyone to see!
Where I work, all bags must be x-rayed, just like at an airport, and then pushed down the rollers to the pickup area. Therefore, my bag was handled by no less than 3 people before I even started working! After I started working, I carried that bag around my worksite for half the day before I noticed It! Hundreds of people had to have seen it, but no one said anything to me about it!
When I finally noticed it, I had to take a photo to send to my wife back at the hotel, along with the caption, "Missing something?"
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