[lewdlee]

Fun with the Magical Mischief Maker
by Lewd Lee

"Okay, calm down, and say that again. Damn, you look strung out. You sure everything's okay? You look like you could use some sleep more than another coffee." said Mike. His friend John had missed the last two days of school, and looked like he hadn't slept in that time, either.

John's mind was still racing at the possibilities of the remote. He was so excited and aroused that he actually hadn't been able to sleep for the last two days.

"Okay," restarted John. "I got home from school Wednesday and found a small package addressed to me. When I opened it, I found a device--a remote control--something like that inside. It came with these weird 1950s-style instructions. I thought it was a gag gift, you know, like those old-time X-ray glasses or hand buzzers? But, dammit Mike, the thing actually works!!"

"But where have you been these last two days? Home sick?"

"Not really," admitted John. "My folks are out of town for the next few days. My mom's visiting my aunt in California and my dad's in New York on business. So, I said 'fuck it' and ditched school these last two days."

"Well, we graduate in six weeks and have already been accepted to college, so yeah, ditching at this point is no big deal. Senioritis, right?", said Mike.

"Damn straight."

"So," Mike prompted, “let’s see this remote, or whatever. What does it do?"

John surreptitiously pulled the device out of his pocket and laid it on the table. It was about the size of a smartphone, and as thick as a pack of cigarettes. It had what looked like a teardrop shaped red gem in the center, with the pointed end of the teardrop aimed forward. Around the gem was a ring of numbers from 0 to 11. It looked to Mike that the gem would stay put while user would slide the ring until the desired number was in front of the gem, which was currently pointing at 0. Four buttons sat in a square configuration near the back: red, yellow, green, and blue.

John leaned in close to Mike. "Take out your cellphone. See that blonde goddess behind you, in the pink leggings? Don't turn around; use your front camera and aim behind you."

Mike had his camera out and got the young woman in frame. "Ooh, yeah. Very nice." The woman was in her early twenties, wearing a royal blue tank top to complement her pink exercise leggings and matching flip flops. Her wavy blond hair was pulled back into a ponytail. She was intently reading her smartphone and sipping her latte.

"Okay," said John quietly. "Watch her leggings and don't freak out. I'm going to see if I can change their color without her noticing." He slid the ring to the 2 setting, turned the remote in the direction of the woman, and pressed the red button. "Leggings, white, yellow, back to pink," he whispered, and then pressed the green button.

The woman's leggings faded instantly from pink to white, and then went from white to canary yellow in the next instant, and finally went back to their original pink.

"What the...did you do that?? With that remote??" asked Mike.

The woman didn't notice anything and kept on checking Instagram and sipping her drink.

John smiled like the cat that swallowed the canary and nodded.

"So, it can...change things' colors in real life? That's...strange. Can it do anything else?"

"Fuck, yeah!", said John. "This time let's do something she'll notice. Level 4 should be good enough." He slid the ring to the 4 setting, pressed the red button, and began to whisper...

* * * * *

The first thing Alyssa noticed was her hair. She reached behind her head to find that the ponytail had fallen apart. Did the hair tie break? She didn't feel it in her hair anymore. Maybe it fell to the ground.
She got out of her chair and bent over to look behind where she was sitting. The two younger guys at the table across from her were probably going to ogle her, she figured, but at least her exercise routine kept her butt looking great.

Her eyes suddenly went wide and her jaw dropped as the sound of fabric ripping filled the coffee shop. Suddenly, her snug new leggings weren't so snug around her butt! She reached behind in horror to feel nothing but her exposed ass and the top of her Victoria’s Secret sports thong. Her pants had completely split in the back, from the crotch all the way up through the waistband!

She quickly grabbed her phone, and then scurried out the door, trying to cover her bare cheeks with her Dooney and Burke clutch.

* * * * *

The rest of the store murmured and giggled as the woman rushed out to her car, ass cheeks jiggling from behind her purse. Someone in line at the register let out a wolf whistle. Mike was too stunned at what he had just seen to say anything. He simply turned back to face John in amazement.

"Pretty cool, huh?" John grinned. "Now, go home and get that new camcorder you got for your birthday, and bring it over to my house. We've got work to do."

End of Chapter 1