Uncle Franks - Frank and Beans.
My Aunt Deb married Frank when she was 20. Things started off well, Frank had a decent job in construction and Deb was a stay at home mom that had a little sewing business (making curtains and stuff I guess?)
Anyways, when Frank was around 40 he had an accident at work (fell off a road), and that pretty much was the last time he worked. He started drinking "because of the pain" and never really stopped... in fact, it only got worse.
He'd pretty much start drinking from the time he got up and would only stop when he would pass out.
Every year Aunt Deb would have a little family reunion at her house. Uncle Frank would usually stay to himself out in the garage or down in the basement...
It was always a great time. This year was no different. As the evening was rounding down, most people had already left. A couple of my girl cousins (who were going to stay the night with me) and my mom stayed behind and swam in the pool with my Aunt Deb. As we're all swimming around, Uncle Frank wonders outside and starts causing a bit of a scene (making perverted comments.) My aunt got out of the pool to try and talk him into going back inside.
Aunt Debbie was probably about 40 years old at the time. She was pretty, a tiny bit chunky, with tons of curves. She was probably 5'8, maybe 160 lbs, and big ol melons.
Anyways, she gets out of the pool trying to calm him down... He gets behind her and wraps his arms around her and starts swaying, trying to get her to dance with him. She complies... Then he grabs the top of the suit and yanks it down, revealing her massive melons. She gets PISSED!!!! He knows he's about to die, and stumbles back into the house.
About an hour or so passes, and here comes drunk old uncle Frank in his swimming trunks. We're all out of the pool and are just lounging around talking. He tries talking us all into getting back into the pool with him, but nobody complies. He starts getting all pissy, so Aunt Deb gets back into the pool with him. At this point mom has had enough of Frank, and tells us girls to start getting ready to head out. We already dry, so we're slidding our clothes back over our bikini's/swimsuits.. Aunt Debbie tries getting out of the pool to hug us all goodbye.
Uncle Frank is standing by the stairs, and keeps try to pull down her suit again. Aunt Debbie is pretty pissed, and refuses to get out of the pool until he gets out first. As he starts climbing the stairs to get out of the pool, she reaches out and yanks down his swimming trunks, exposing his junk for all of us girls to see.... Turns out Uncle Frank isn't packing much heat, it barely stuck out an inch just the head stuck out.) My mom starts laughing her ass off, which promptly gets us all rolling. Uncle Frank gets pissed off and runs into to the house...
Deb giggles, and tells us goodbye, before running into the house after Frank.
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