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Way back in the day my ex-wife and I would go up to Montreal for the long weekends in May and September. Generally it would just be the two of us. We would sight see, hit the wine bars, etc. On one of the later trips we had a couple of drinks and then decided to go to the strip club. The clubs name was Teazers or something like that, this was back in the early 00s. It was Sunday evening, so it was slow there since they did not have the Monday holiday. We got a table near the dance floor, ordered drinks, and then just chilled out to watch the scene. This place had an interesting interaction you could do with the dancers. You could get a $2 coin lay down on the dance floor face up and hold the coin in your mouth. The dancer would come over, pull your shirt up to your shoulders, then put her bare breasts on your stomach all the way up to your face, squeeze them together and take the coin.

It was fun to watch the men and the different dancers do this. After a couple of dancers had come and gone, one caught my exes eye. She wanted a two dollar coin. Before we get there, let me tell you what she had wore out that evening and remember this stop was unplanned. She had on this tank top blouse that had the bra built in, a skirt, pantyhose, underwear and flats. She looked great. Now she is an average size woman, with C cup breasts. Back to the story. I gave her the coin and she went and laid down on stage. Now the table next to us had like 4 guys and they were loud, I could hear their conversation. But when my ex went up to lay down on stage, there was this guy talking loudly to his buddy and his buddy said, Shh! I want to watch this. Which was a turn on for me. So the dancer spies my Ex laying there with the coin in her mouth and moves her way. The dancer puts on way more of a show with my Ex than with any of the guys, she was getting her crotch near my Ex's face and was all over her. Then the dancer moved over my ex down to her waist, lowered her crotch so it was just above my Ex's face, then she reached under the bottom of my Ex's shirt and pulled all the way up to her shoulders. Now in order to do that the person laying down needs to arch their back, which my Ex did and boom her boobs were out there for all to see. The dancer then leaned forward and mashed her boobs together with my Ex's. Then after 10 seconds or so brought her breast back to my Ex's mouth, took the coin and moved on. Leaving my Ex to lay there for a couple of seconds. She then got up and adjusted her top and came back to the table. It was pretty hot and she liked it too. I did not care since we were in the club and people would not have their phones out.