I've told this story her before but...
This was during my first wife's "so comfortable with nudity she'd forget she's naked" nudist phase.
So we're at the resort, and we sit right by the pool in some lounge chairs. Now the chairs are pretty close to each other; and to my left is my wife, and to the right in some gentleman. Suddenly my wife decides she needs something out of the beach bag, which is sitting next to me on my right between me and the gentleman. So she straddles my lounge chair and sits it next to me to forage through it, standing in the small space between me and the gentleman to my right. She can't find what she's looking for; and she is now bent over pulling stuff out of the bag.
I wasn't paying much attention to the whole scene until I glanced over to the gentleman. And I realize her ass is right on top of the man's head. The guy's facial expression is priceless. So I nudge my wife and tell her she is showing that man her butthole. She turns around and immediately apologizes. The guy is a trooper, cracks a joke about her "moon blocking his sun" and we all have a laugh.
Now my wife back then didn't have a problem with people seeing her naked; as a matter of fact she had no qualms about being shaven and sitting/lying open-legged. But no one actually got to see her that way within "licking" distance. She probably made that guy's day!
P.S The pic below is not my wife...but it's what the guy was seeing
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