Years ago my younger brother was married to the post-hippy woman, Shelby was attractive in a messy way, she came complete with tie-dye, macrame and crystals. My favorite uncle had passed away and his kids were going to sell this cabin on a lake, they told us if we wanted to use it again, we better hurry. So with my wife, brother and his wife we planned a last weekend there, at the last minute my brother said he was bringing his divorcee MIL, Grace. I had only met Grace a few times, she was as weird as her daughter.
The cabin had been spruced up to get a good price, it was great seeing it look so good. I usually do most of the cooking on trips like this, I'm very good and fast, but Shelby and mom were vegans (what are the odds), so this complicated my life, but I tried to not act annoyed. After dinner we lit a fire by the lake, we were getting a little drunk and high, it was twilight and a few bugs started biting, my brother said this we used to get into the lake until the bugs went away. Shelby stood up, lifted her caftan over her head, she was naked underneath, Grace was next, the 3 of us followed suit, or unsuit.
I wasn't as annoyed by there strange habits the next 2 days.
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