Bizzare and embarrassed
If you have read many of my posts you know I live a free lifestyle, but this was embarrassing to me.
I needed something from the convenience store late one evening near closing time. I quickly threw on a pair of gym shorts and a T and headed out the door. I got to the c-store and ran into this high-society woman that I knew from some social functions.
We are chatting about nothing in particular. Suddenly she drops some contents of her wallet on the floor (credit cards money etc.). Being the gentlemen she thinks I am I stoop down on my haunches and start to pick up some of her things for her.
Yikes! I was commando under the gym shorts and my junk was hanging out for anyone to see. She is on her knees picking up stuff. Her head is only a couple feet from me and she lets out a short squeal as she is staring right at my exposed junk. I immediately stand up and am then covered.
She and I were both red as a beet. She had paid and quickly headed for the door. I quickly followed her out apologizing away. Eventually we both laughed it off, with her warning me to be more careful.
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