I little off topic, when I was about 10 my parents had a formal party, my favorite aunt was there, I thought she was so nice and beautiful. Anyway, when she turned around her dress was attached at the neck, but then open to the waist. It was designed that way, but to me it looked like a zipper was open. I remember the boner it gave me seeing her bare back like that. I couldn't figure out why no one was telling her, so I went up to her and whispered "Aunt Sue, your dress is unzipped in the back".
She just smiled, thanked me for my gallantry and told me that it was supposed to be like that.
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