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This is one where I still laugh at myself. My wife and I used to be regulars at "Polo Beach" on Oahu and spent a few hours there every Sunday for at least 2 years. Because this was an unofficial nude beach and not too crowded, nearly everyone there knew each other by name.

One day, we were sitting in our chairs and relaxing when a clothed blonde woman walked by us and began arranging her chair and other stuff probably 15 feet from us. I recognized her as I had seen her before but hadn't had a chance to introduce us for whatever reason.

So, as she was getting situated, I waited for her to put everything in place because I was going to say hi and introduce myself and my wife when she settled. Since I was waiting and she was somewhat between us and the ocean, I probably looked at her more than I normally would look at a nude woman at the nude beach.

When she placed her chair down, she was apparently trying to get sun and faced it directly at me which seemed odd because everyone else there was facing the ocean. Still, though, I didnt want to disturb her while she was occupied, so I didnt say anything, but continued to wait. She removed all her clothes and even though I had seen her before, she looked really good. She wasnt super thin, but just an athletic body with good curves.

As she sat down, I guess she was trying to tan her inner thighs and sat back in her chair with her legs fairly open. Since she was totally shaved, the view was simply very detailed, to say the least. This totally caught me off guard because I hadnt seen that on this beach at all to that point and plus, she was really hot. Suddenly, I realized that my dick was also aware what I was looking at and had decided to sit up and take notice. Simultaneous to this, I realize this woman is now giving me the death stare behind her sunglasses. Admittedly, I know I deserved that I had been subconsciously looking in her direction way too much, even though it was just in preparation to say hi.

Now, I have her eyes on me with a nearly fully erect dick, so I am not about to get out of my chair and say hi. Instead, I awkwardly shifted in my chair and looked elsewhere. In retrospect, I maybe could have said 'sorry for staring, but I was getting ready to say hi', but really was trapped because I feel she had to have noticed my lack of flacidity and figured it was probably better to just zip it. We sat there for another couple hours or so, but it was perhaps the most uncomfortable time I spent on that beach. I am sure she felt that I was just another perv. I still don't think I had a better option that day. I guess it is a good thing my wife was there, or I might have looked like a real creeper. I still laugh that misstep to this day.