My wife hates bugs. Any kind of bug. She will typically yells my name or that of our kids to come and capture or kill any bugs that she sees. So a few weeks back while we were having company over a bug decided to show up.
My wife and I had over a few friends for a small gathering at our apartment. It's a typical 2 bathroom setup with one bathroom being for the guest and the kids. We had all be drinking a bit and were now settled down to watch some tv in the main room. After a few minutes into the show and while still taking a few drinks my wife says she has to use the rest room but instead of walking the distance into our master bathroom she decided to go into the guest bathroom a few feet away. The layout of the house has this bathroom centered in the hallway sandwiched between the living room and the dining room.
I'm not sure how much time passed. Maybe just a few seconds before we all heard yell, a loud crashing of items and more yelling. The door to the bathroom is swung open to the point where it flexed the hinges and my wife runs out yelling and shaking her hands like a kid having a tantrum. Her panties and her skirt are down at her ankles and she's yelling something incoherently. To make matter even more interesting she was still peeing. It was dripping down her legs onto her panties, skirt and the floor of the hallway.
Our guest all just looked at her as she finally caught her breath and yelled "There's a big ass bug in the bathroom and it landed on my shoulder while I was pissing. Come and this this shit out of here NOW!" She was still bottomless while barking out her demands, he panties and skirt were damp with piss and a trail of piss went from the toilet to were she stood in the middle of the hall. Luckily for her she had just gotten legs and pussy of her 6ft frame waxed earlier that week
I and others couldn't do anything else but laugh before I went into the bathroom and found a flying beetle on the sink. She in the meantime stepped out of the panties and skirt and went into the master bedroom, washed up and changed before returning to the room. I was left to towel up her little mess.
When the guest left and we were alone and laughing at the situation, I was amazed at how all her modesty went out of the window. She said at that point in time she didn't give a care who saw what as long as that bug wasn't on her.