I was at a gift shop over the weekend, and this mom and her young-but-adult daughter were looking at pj's with the place's logo on them. The mom said, "You should get those, they look cute!" The pj's had huge arm holes and the size the adult daughter picked out was rather loose. The daughter said, "Okay, but if my boobs fall out and your husband sees 'em, then it's all your fault." (I assume the husband was the daughter's step-dad.) Oh, how I wanted to be the step-dad that evening...!
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