In a park in a UK city on a sunny day, killing time, I see a woman in her late 20s with two shirtless men. She has her shirt rolled down and she is posing in her black fancy bra for pictures on one of the guy's cellphones. The park is pretty full but she's near the top of a hill so most people nearby are facing away from her, but I'm leaning on a fence at the top of the hill so I get a great view. She even sees me looking in her direction but carries on anyway.
Later on (about an hour later) I'm walking through the same part of the park this time at the bottom of the hill and I see two of the three are still there, but with their shirts on now. I sit on a bench facing them and just spend some time people watching (lots of pretty girls walking by and lying on the hillside). The woman, who has clearly been drinking for some time, stands up and unsteadily walks into a wooded area, drops her shorts and squats. Uncannily, I'm probably the only person in the park who has a direct line of sight to where she is squatting without any trees blocking, without having to move from the bench I randomly chose. She is too far away and just covered enough by low vegetation for me to see detail, but I see her pulling her shorts up when she's done. She wasn't being particularly shy or modest (considering it was about 3pm on a weekday), its just no-one else was looking her way or would be able to see past the trees and bushes, and I was too far away for her to notice anyway.
After she returned to her spot I managed to get a couple of surreptitious snaps of her and her friend (courtesy of Mr Zoom). Low key because I only saw bra and distant peeing but wasn't expecting to see either at that time of day!
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