[tewart]

My wife and I decided to visit the local Episcopal church up the road for Easter services. We got there a little early and the place was already packed. At the last minute just before the services started, a well-dressed middle age woman took a seat on the pew directly in front of me. She was wearing a form fitting tight two-piece white skirt suit and a matching hat. She looked stunning to say the least.

As the service went on, there was a time to use the kneeling bench. Being Presbyterians, we just stood. This woman went to crouch down on the bench and the seam under her zipper started separating. I thought I was going to heaven. Throughout the service we had to stand and sit. Each time the skirt gaped wider and wider. She was wearing what appeared to be full cut satin white briefs and a lacy white garter belt which held up her nude colored stockings. At one time I could see all the way through the skirt to the floor. This lady had no clue what was happening and those who noticed including my wife were not saying a thing.

One time she sat and rolled a little sideways to look in her purse for some money for the offering. Her skirt was gaping widely once again. I was trying to figure out how to snap a photo without getting busted. There were just too many people.

Upon the closing prayer, she started to kneel to the bench again. The entire seam split all the the way open with a loud pop. She felt that and grabbed the back of her skirt. The look on her face was priceless. I saw everything and man what a sexy sight. Her rear was splendid, and her legs were slender. Many people around her saw what happened and by this point I was having a heart attack. When the services ended, you could tell she had no idea what to do. I offered her my jacket which she tied around her waist. She was very embarrassed and said the outfit was more fragile than she thought. My wife assured her that nobody saw anything as we walked her to her car. Yeah right 

As my wife and I walked back to our car, I said that’s a service I will never forget. She started hitting me with her purse. Too funny.