[daskers]

A long time ago when I was dating my first wife we went to a park in her neighborhood. As we was sitting on the bench this one older couple was walking up behind the bench we was sitting on. Behind the bench was a bunch of tall bushes. We heard the women tell the guy that he knows she is married and that they shouldn't. Then guy replied back that he would treat her better than her husband. It wasn't hard to tell he was drunk because of the way he was talking. A few minutes later we heard him tell her to get those pants down and lay down. We then heard some crushing of the bushes behind us. Not much longer after that the woman was moaning and the guy was asking her if he was bigger than her husband. She was telling him yes that he was. We was trying real hard not to laugh and left not to long after that. I think they were oblivious to us sitting on the bench or just didn't care. Enjoyed your story.