[Pedro the Fisherman]

People started to dress and the dancers gave a final (interesting in G's case) now to their audience. I followed Nick to the common room, where he now seemed to live. “go on, tell me about Emma then" I pressured gently. “ you don't recognise her then?” he queried. “she does look familiar” I said. “she should do, she wasn't off the telly last year!” “I was living in Spain for most of then and don't watch much TV anyhow". “that might explain it" he grinned. “OK, we don't ever use surnames at HAI, but when you get home, Google ‘Celebrity Master Chef Winner 2012’and sees who comes up". Blimey, I thought, she'd have to be well known to appear on that, let alone win it! Nick (chuckling now) added “ and she only ‘likes' girls, by the way...so don't waste time on trying to chat her up". “rats!” I said “thanks for the info anyway".

As I went to bed I passed Sian, in deep conversation with her running buddy and began to realise that I should stop fancying these lovely women as that was not what the course was about. I vowed to grasp tomorrow and the final day of the course as a chance to heighten my sensuality and not to look at more gorgeous naked women. I slept ten hours without needing to relieve myself in any way!


Monday morning at Breakfast I again found myself next to Sue. She was pleasant company, but as I mentioned previously, no looker. She elaborated on her story, she was an accounts assistant in a firm in London and was having to move house as she couldn't afford to live where she had, before her boyfriend left, as they shared the bills. From what she told me, this guy was a shit and I told her that she deserved someone better. We wandered into the room together and both undressed. We then both broke out laughing, as we were the only people there! We sat down on our mats and were soon joined by others, who soon joined us.

The Male facilitator announced the main theme to start was ‘ you show me yours and I'll show you mine’ or otherwise known as ‘doctors and nurses'. I knew this was part of the day, but should have been later! We then watched as both facilitators (complete with a shaving mirror and torch...honestly!) gave the whole room a guided and VERY INTIMATE tour of their genitals. Every bit! I think I even learnt things too!

I then realised my dilemma, I'd decided to position myself near Sian (in my planning of day one) for this exciting segment. I looked around and she was miles away. Shit! The female facilitator then announced we had to find a partner of the opposite sex and wait until a helper brought us a mirror and small torch!

I looked about, rather like a drowning man until I saw Emma, about 8 feet away. I moved forward, but just as I was about to ask her if she would partner me, she put out her hand to A (an Indian guy, very overweight and very quiet) who was nearer. I spun around, everyone had found a partner....except Sue!
She looked rather sad and gave me a ‘please pick me' look. What could I do!