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Originally Posted by piecenick
One of the funnest jobs I ever had was doing security for realtors training seminar.
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I have to agree with you there! I am an armed security officer at a place that requires all employees to pass through metal and explosive detectors when they arrive at work. My favorite duty is at the main entrance where it is my job to sit and observe that it is done correctly. Oh my, the things I see every day!
The explosive detector requires you to stand still with your hands at your side, while puffs of air are shot at you at an upwards angle so they can be collected and analyzed by the detector over your head. Most female employees know this and are prepared but quite often female visitors are taken by surprise. Almost every day I see dresses and/or skirts get blown up past the waist, exposing the unlucky visitor's panties! They are never prepared and always embarrassed!
Cold winter days are actually the best because all hand carried items and outerwear (coats, sweaters and sweatshirts) must be placed on a belt and are x-rayed as the owners process through the machines. Almost all females coming in from outside have to stand still in the explosive detector, nipples prominent, pokies gloriously on display with nothing to cover up with...and it is my job to observe them while the machine does its thing. Every woman knows what I'm looking at and most are embarrassed, but can do nothing but stand there while I smile at them.
While my "Good morning" wishes may be fake, my grin is always genuine!
