My ex
Had an ex who started a prank war with me. As was typical of our relationship things took a naughty turn. She got me skinny-dipping in a creek one night and then grabbed our clothes and took off in the car. I had to hot foot it a mile past a dozen houses to find her cracking up.
So, we're hanging out one night with her brother and a few friends. She was laughing, a little tipsy and stoned and dancing in those little cheerleader shorts. So I took a shot at a ko and pantsed her, got them down completely to ankles before I realized she a) had no panties on and b) was standing in front of her brother, facing him, who was sitting in the floor. He was dead level face to muff.
He blushed and started stammering. She, trying to keep me from winning that prank, didn't even miss a beat. She kicked her shorts off and kept dancing. Her brother just sat there, jaw dropped, blushing.
She ended up naked and giving lap dances.
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