We were at a BBQ at friends house, 4 couples, when one of the ladies stepped in a mound of the Southern scourge, fire ants. She screamed and they were all over her slacks below the knee. Those pants came off in a second and she jumped in the pool to get the ants off of her. Cute hi-rise blue panties and long legs. A paste of water and meat tenderizer and the stings were gone in minutes. She said "at least I didn't go commando".
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