[jdonne]

In undergrad, I would hang out with computer science people on Thursday nights at a restaurant/bar. Large group, people came and went as the semester allowed time. I met "Mary" one night around 9pm at the pinball machine. She was pretty, redhead, small breasted with delicious ass to waist ratio. I had ordered Pizza earlier and finished that a pitcher of beer while we talked. Within an hour she asked me to walk her home as she lived in a sketchy neighborhood. I obliged and we walked the 15 mins to her place. During this time period, my stomach started to churn from the spicey sausage pizza. It got worse with every step. When we got to her place, she asked me to walk her up... weird neighbors or some such. Once again I agreed because I didn't want to be rude. We got to her studio apartment and she excused herself to the bathroom. She came out about 2 mins later wearing a loosely tied robe and obviously nothing under it. She offered me a hug that lingered into a kiss. At thought point I thought I was going to either puke or poop all over myself. I bid a hasty farewell and hit the door leaving her confused. I threw up in her neighbors yard and was home by 11:30.
That night she emailed and said she had enjoyed meeting me and suggested a comedy club the next night. I agreed and came over around 6:30 pm. Within about five minutes she was straddling me and asking if I had any condoms. I didn't. She said she didn't care, she was on the pill. First girl I ever came inside. It was heaven. Thanks to facebook, I found out years later that she was slightly on the austism spectrum and was bad socially at anything except being blunt. Great for a fwb, bad for dating which we never really did.
So thanks "Mary" 22 hours is still my record.