My wife and I go out to celebrate our tenth anniversary, had a few drinks, and decided to "go park" where we did while dating in high school. I had her naked and we were just getting started when there was a tap on the car window. I looked out and saw the gun belt and badge. Local cop. The wife is trying desperately to get her clothes on while I zip up and roll down the window. The cop says he needs some ID from us so, while she is getting dressed, I reach in her purse and give her driver's license and mine to the cop. He's looking hard at them. Same last name, same address, both with brown hair and brown eyes. Cop says, "are you two married?". I told no, it's my sister, and mom won't let us do this at home. He almost dropped his flashlight and started stuttering " well, well, well, you can't do it here either." I told him ok we'll just go home then. He said alright and we left. I can't imagine what his report looked like.
