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This happened over 20 years ago now...

I deer hunt with family at my uncles farm. We hunters sleep in an old farm shed converted into a bunk house and it sleeps 10. So that particular season the opening day had been a success with everyone filling their tag so that night we had quite a bit of fun at our local bar hangout. Fast forward to bar time and heading back to the farm.

One of my cousins decided it would be a good idea to do some donuts in the field next to our bunk house, revving the crap out of his engine and honking his horn. He finally stops as the rest of us are parked and making our way inside.

Out comes my uncles girlfriend to yell at us for making so much noise and reckless driving. All she is wearing is an old worn out white T-shirt. With the truck lights that were still on her shirt was basically see through. It was November in Wisconsin so it was cold, her braless nips were poking out, her breast swaying as she yelled at us with her hands on her hips. You could also see the shadow of what I would guess was a full bush. I will say she only looked ok for a women in her mid 50s but nipples and bush still had my attention. My uncle had gone out with us so then she started yelling at him too.

My cousin finally got in an apology and she went back into the house. Of course we all found it humorous so then another cousin say “ hey uncle Jim... nice tits!” We all crack up as my uncle heads into the house.