Another quick one from a month and a half ago (I am still playing catch-up here):
My sister brought her kids over for an early bbq lunch on a Saturday awhile back. I don't even remember the occasion, but she was there as well as my wife's sister and a few others.
Anyway, everyone left early that afternoon, but my sister's kids begged to stay to play with my kids as they don't see each other much and my kids are their favorite cousins.
My sister complained about staying, but I reminded her that there is a nice whirlpool in the master bedroom she can soak in that I just scrubbed and cleaned the night before. She said sure.
So, I walked up with her and got it started (I have said before how the drain plug is broken and you need a certain touch to get it to hold water).
She undressed while I was still in there and got in while the water was still really low, and she told me to stay so she could whine about her husband for a while.
So I sat on the toilet (I didn't use the toilet, though, heh) while she soaked in the tub and complained about how her husband would rather be with his brother than with her and the kids. I only heard half of what she said because the tub is pretty old and extremely loud.
At one point my wife came up to see where we were, and then she left right away.
My sister got out of the tub and dried off and dressed, and we laid on the bed together so she could keep complaining. No, we didn't touch each other; I am not *THAT* weird.
Then eventually we went downstairs and she gathered her kids and left. My wife asked what we talked about so long, and I told her my sister just complained about her husband again. My wife said to say no more. (She hates that my sister complains about her husband all the time yet hasn't done anything about it in decades.)
Simple one, and hopefully not too weird this time.
More as time allows...