[jacksonhole]

Last weekend we were at a bar with a big group of friends who are all in a football pool and as a result most of the conversation was about the beginning of the NFL season. The group was well-lubricated when my wife got into a heated debate about the Bears-Packers game which was the next day. One of her best friend’s husband is from Wisconsin and whenever it comes up my wife gives her shit about divided loyalty because her friend is now a Packer fan.

They were both talking shit about how sure they were that their team would win and what the loser would have to do. It started with wearing the other team’s jersey and posting pictures on FB, and escalated from there. Eventually the bet was that the loser had to show her tits to everyone in the pool.

Well the next day the Packers had a crazy comeback win and my wife was so caught up in the sudden turn in the game that she didn’t remember the bet until her phone started going crazy with text messages. And most of the texts were asking when they get to see her tits. She had been really drunk the night before when she made the bet and didn’t really think anyone would hold her to it. But everyone seemed to want to see her tits based on the text messages, and she didn’t want to be a welcher.

At first my wife sent a text to the group saying that she would flash them all the next time we were at the bar, but that led to a bunch of responses about people being out of town etc. Finally my wife’s best friend sent a message that simply said “have Jacksonhole take a picture of your tits right now and be done with it”

So that’s what we did. Before this afternoon, the number of people she has knowingly shared a pic of her tits to was 5-6, as of a couple hours ago that number is 30. The good news is that the feedback has been overwhelmingly positive and my wife is secretly loving the attention while pretending to be embarrassed.