There was a young girl in Berlin
Who eked out a living through sin
She didn't mind fucking
But much preferred sucking
And she'd wipe off the pricks on her chin.
There was a young fellow of Buckingham
Wrote a treatise on c*nts and on sucking them
But later this work
Was eclipsed by a Turk
Whose topic was ass-holes and fucking them.
A tidy young lady of Streator
Dearly loved to nibble a peter
She always would say
"I prefer it this way
I think it is very much neater."
There once was a jolly old bloke
Who picked up a girl for a poke
He took down her pants
Fucked her into a trance
And then pissed in her shoe for a joke.
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