We were getting some threatening phone calls, this was before caller ID and cell phones, the police recommended that we put a recorder on our line help them identify the person. One night was got a call and I played back the tape to review it, there was a call recorded before the other one while we were at work. It was our cleaning lady, who I had never met, using the phone, apparently she was talking to a friend of hers, the gist on the conversation was that because of the size of my shoes (14W), she figured I was well hung. She told the other woman that if she caught me home alone she was going to "f*ck my head off".
Just for the record, I'm only slightly larger than average, and my wife got a new cleaning lady.
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