[thiscrazycouple]

Hello users of OCC, I have got some news that might shock some of you but hear me out on this, it is for the good of my life.

Just to fill you guys in, I got offered a corporate position at my job which required relocating to a new city. My wife and I and our bull move into a 4 bedroom home not far from my office and things are going smooth at first.

My wife has been unemployed for a while now and she doesnt do much all day except have sex with our bull.

That brings us up to today. Our bull and I have a slight disagreement about her looking for work and long story short she sided with him and we got into a bit of an argument. Upon mutual agreement we have came to the decision that they are moving tomorrow and we are filing for a divorce as soon as we can.

I have no hard feelings for either of them. They have both been great people, its just lately my wife and I have been drifting apart and tonight kind of set things off. I have enjoyed every bit of our marriage, I just think it is time to move on.

Now here is the good part. (Hopefully) Since I have enjoyed everything my wife and I have been through, I am considering starting a new relationship very soon and doing similar things. This has been a very wild ride and im done with my wife but im not ready for it to be over.