[BadPhotog]

Back in the early 80s I was fucking a neighbor who shared a bit of a drinking problem with her husband. Several times we would be drinking together and they would get hammered, he would pass out and she would grab my hand and pull me over to my house to fuck. This went on for several months until I moved out of state. We stayed in touch, she would call from time to time.

I shared a house with a guy I worked with, he was quite a drinker himself. This was back before cell phone, just a land line in the house. One day Pam calls acting kind of embarrassed and said she wanted to apologize for the call the night before, she was drunk and horny, her husband was passed out, and she didn't really remember what all was said but she just wanted some good phone sex. Since we had never done anything like that she was embarrassed in the light of day and hoped I didn't mind.

I told her I did not know what she was talking about, I did not get a phone call from her the night before. I asked the guy whose house it was if he had gotten a strange call last night. He looked thoughtful and said he was pretty drunk when he passed out the night before, but he did have a vague recollection of answering the phone next to his bed in the middle of the night.

She heard that, muttered a quick goodbye, and did not hear from her for some time after.