Since we are enjoying clips from La Gran Bustarella I salute you with:
Buon giorno tutti voi pervertiti !!!
(According to my handy-dandy Bablefish that's Good day all you perverts!)
Here is clip #5:
A chick in a strapless bathing suit, sitting in a kid's wading pool, catching ping-pong balls in a butterfly net.
Hmmm, possibly a demonstration sport at the next Olympics.
NIP SLIP ALERT NIP SLIP ALERT!