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Now I met R22 on tinder she is the same age as me and we can talk about a forth coming big “O” birthday that is coming up for both of us. However her idea of a holiday is a night out watching a Disney movie before returning to the caravan park. Mine is been out there on some adventure in the mountains . She is a big lady stocky and heavy set but her arse isn’t overly large and she doesn’t look a complete round ball if she wears baggy clothes. However it's obvious that she has big tits and a bit of a wobbly belly when she wears tight tops. I've brought up the subject of bikinis and she frowned and is much more keen on a tankini
She is local to my town in SFK , has days off in the week and her keenness means that I ended up seeing her more than another thinner woman who I was much much keener on. She is convenient but I’m not sure how longer this will last.
I digress from the discovery of her minge but before going so I will briefly dwell on my naming of her. She is referred to as a “B” at work and by friends but for my alphabet challenge ( which I will write one day) she is called “R”. As I not had an “R” meant I would preserve with her and her size that is larger than I really would prefer and her looks which are not altogether a turn off but are not a turn on either, she does however have a good personality like P19 who gave a wicked BJ so there was hope . What may force my hand and cause her to be finally dumped if she does not deliver hot sex is that the other woman (whom I prefer) is a much rarer “Z” !
Anyway down to business, It was perhaps after 5-6 dates and she had come round to mine, but had not planned on staying over and no doubt had not organised other things such as tiding up downstairs . As I went down to unbutton her jeans which were tightly holding in her belly she told me she hadn’t shaved and was somewhat embarrassed by it all and continued laughing , I said it wasn’t a problem but she would not go further on the sofa so I took her upstairs, where she undressed on the side of the bed . She had on a pair of rather unsexy sports grey slate briefs that had a narrow lace relief band around the top of the waist band. This been the only pattern on what was otherwise a smooth set of panties. The distance of fabric between the bottom and top of panties around the hip region was very wide and went high up her thighs. The hips really were unflattering and had no curve to them. The panties riding so high up her didn’t however hidesome of her large belly which flopped over the top of the waist band . She was a chubby gal and although I had briefly seen KF who had a very stretch marked belly , and I had also experienced B21’s pouch this would be an experience that I hadn’t had for a very long while. Not since the shaved haven of J11 or the puppy fat of M14. R22 was a larger lady than both of these earlier sessions , but she was at the lower limits of chubbiness and I definitely would like to see bigger versions of this as a novelty and something to look out for. But for now I would have to make do with what I had to work with.
With her matching bra and panties on she slips under the covers, but the lights are on. She mutters something about been “On” as she slips off her panties from under the duvet cover. She left her underwear by the side of the bed. I later find that the pad is fresh and that there is no blood and the period must have finished so we are all clear.
The first view I had of her pubic area was that there is a fold on her belly that stops and then there is this flat area for her pubes. Above the fold its flab below it was relatively flat and wide . This area was probably 5cm high by about 10cm wide with very short amount of soft dark hair in this region. It looked like she may have shaved here about 2 weeks ago as there really wasn’t that much growth or any length to any of the hair that was growing down there. Everything was very open . and the thought raced through my head that it would be a good blank canvas and it might interesting to see how much hair might be up here that I could then style and shave for her, however I do not think I could deal with the hairiness in her cleft for that long. The relative smoothness and flatness of this area is my one oasis from all those rolls of flesh higher up, as such it should be a hair free as possible !
This upper pubic region been so flat had no defined mound that I could see like the beauty of N20 or to an extent P21 or J18. Perhaps it was just pronounced and so difficult to see this given her rolls of fat just higher up.
Going further down on her, the only real length of hair that she had was around the tops of her outer lips. This hair didn’t extend out very far from the lips but was nested in the only fold on the outer side of her outer lips ( she was bald not far either side of her clunge) The only hair that renained was about 3 cm long, brown, straight and soft. It didn’t really obstruct any sort of view of her slot, it just stuck outwards in a rather odd and displeasing manner and was a bit of a distraction. From the very start her slot was very moist but more on this in a bit. She wasnt that hairy elsewhere and fortunately there was no hair going up onto her belly button and also very little beneath her slot down towards her arse ( unlike J18) . Hair just in the places that you would really expect it ( and may or may not want) .
As she was still hairy, I gently fingered her and tounged around. Hair in the face is always a bit of a distraction but it didn’t stop me from giving her a good tonguing and a taste as this might be my only chance to try this “hairy lady”. She said she hadnt had anyone for sometime so it would normally be this hairy. I enquired if she would shave for me and there was an immediate response that she would next time. However as I wanted some pubes to join those collected from others, I knew that this might be my only chance to do so . It took me around 4-5 sessions with J18 before I made the tentative question of asking to shave her. So on the first night this was going to a bit of a risk . But I was in luck, given her embarrassment on what looked like a half shaved attempt and that she had done it previously it was quickly a yes.
So that I could fuck a hairy woman and have the sensation of having a second woman in one night, I did briefly push my cock in her before getting shaving equipment. Her gap was surprising tight for a large flabby lady.
So I then got some scissors and gave a few snips of the loose clumps of hair, but there were not many strands that I could easily cut. A shave would be required and given that my bathroom is small and some distance from the debroom, I carefully had to bring a small amount of water and the accruements of a shave kit to the room we were in and hope that I didn’t spill anything on my freshly laundered bedclothes or over my computer ( which curiously was still on (although the lid was closed) and the browser window had porn on it ?) My companion book of Walter was definitely around the corner of the bedside table too.

Anyway I digress from her lady garden.
I tried to cut a bit more with the scissors but the problem was that any really long hair was very close to her outer lips and I really couldn’t get a very long bit to purchase and snip without the risk of clipping her folds. This I didn’t want to do as she may then ask me to stop. So I took a small clipping of around 2cm in length and thought that this might have to do . I was slightly worried that she might have thought it suspicious that I carefully placed my prize neatly on the bedside table the bedside table rather than in the bin which was much further off.

that I carefully placed my prize neatly on the bedside table the bedside table rather than in the bin which was much further off, So it was the trust bic and a wet shave from now on to claim my latest thatch.
I sprayed the blue shaving foam ( always a risk on a white sheet that it will stain) onto her skin. As she complained it was cold I then had to warm it up and foam it on my hands. With too much foam spraying out I put the access of her bulging belly and every so often when she brought her hand down she would get into this sticky mess. I really couldn’t help this as we were not in the bathroom and it would require some skill not to make a mess.
Shaving of her top flat area was fairly easy and quick although she did have the remains of a spot on her LEFT side about half way down the region which was off putting and difficult to shave around (this remained there for 2 weeks afterward). The spot aside this flat area above her notch really didn’t take that long to do . It was the shaving around the outer lips that would take the time.
She was a little giggly about the whole shave and would stay still (It was a little bit sexy but annoying and I almost aborted at one point due to the tickles) First shaves take a little longer to do. But given where we were ( ie not in the bath room) her fanny is slightly easier to shave than J18. The reasoning is that there was very little hair to the sides of her lips and virtually none below the cleft towards the arse , both of which J18 had. Furthermore J18 had hair more in the area between the outer and inner lips with one particularly tricky bit on her inner left side. The only issue that I would have with R22 would be that her outer lips were very soft and fleshy and although not hard to hold back, to stretch them and give a flat surface to shave over was a little difficult.
It took around 30 minutes to shave her completely as with all hairdressers we talked about holidays , kids etc. I asked her if she had a name for her vagina, She said that she didn’t and I was like a proud parent naming it her “Minky” and she said she would maintain the upkeep of it.
Any down to the busyness of describing her minky. The area about her slit was a wide flat expanse where her pubes might be , there was no mound of Venus so to speak and if I let the hairs grow for around a week then I think that there could be something very interesting and fun to cut into shape. I did suggest some strips perhaps? I think she liked the idea of this? (but could I put up with covering up and sacrificing the one smooth oasis on a flabby body?)
This upper area was a firm area that was not fat and wobbly like her belly. Her out lips on the other hand did have more of a consistency of her belly and were a little squidy to the touch. They weren’t puffed up like B21 and could easily be parted and kept apart to reveal a deep slot of about 3cm in depth that was much redder in colour that her paler outer skin which was above and around her love zone. Perhaps the redness could be attributed to her recent period but it was not bloody and more of flushing colour (later inspections of subsequent sessions would suggest that this red flushing in the groove is her natural colouring). This deeper red colouring made a nice contrasted to the coral pink of the inner lips (fins) Unlike B21 this inner area was easier to observer as it was much easy to hold back and view her inner lips and clitoris. So whilst she didn’t have the same sort of tightness as B21 the c*nt was by no means loose either. The clit was a very pale small dot around 2cm from the top of the crack that was the outer lips. Not much of a hood and the area above the clit I saw to be the one that was rubbed the most and I suppose the most erogenous. Her inner lips were thin and a very pleasant coral pink , they were very even and stuck out just a little bit (may be a few mm) like dorsal fins on a fishes back. These two fins met below the clitoris to form a sort of V. They were very neat razor like straight edges , which were soft and warm to the touch. There was no sign of the uneven ruffled edges that you sometime see around the lips. The more ruffeled area was seen more with in the hole between and below the two inner lips . In this region it was the first burrow that I have seen where the pipe that leads from the bladder and from which piss comes out of was clearly visible . There was no odour or taste from her furrow , nor any red blotch patches of blood, so a nice place to dwell with the tongue
The inner slot and route up her tube was reasonable tight ( certainly more than J18 who likewise had had two children) I could happily put two fingers up her with out really straining. With my cock in her , I just put a finger in there as well. The whole area was roomy enough for me to finger her with 1 hand and rub her clit with the other and the two not clashing.
Although it’s another story, her womb was elastically enough for me to get a whole fist up her and get it then contracted back to a tight fit relatively easily.
Slipping the finger inside it was quiet tight and I then tried to find the walnut textured zone that would be her inner g spot, but I did find this difficult to locate and it may have been just where the tube narrowed and went slightly to her right about 2 knuckles up her. Frankly I wasn’t that bothered , as I appeared to be able to make her climax without finding this zone.
Unlike the blubbery mass of the belly this was a rather nice tight looking slot which once it was shaved I was happy to look at and caress for some time . She did twitch on a good many occasions throughout my caressing in pretty much the same way a N20 but with out the radiating out . The twitches were closer to her belly rather than at the edges of her extremities where N20 had these twitches pulsating out to the finger tips, I didn’t really perceive any pulsating of her lady tube when my finger was up her , but its early days . She was moist from the first touch and was a little bit vocal throughout me touching her.
Although not on this occasion but on sessions 2 , 3 and 4 she would produce fanny batter fairly quickly for me . It wasn’t in the same quantities as N20 or J18 and wasn’t as sweet and tasty but slightly bitter. But it was good old fanny batter nether the less.
Now on the first encounter with R22 she orgasmed but I thought that this was just the spasming that I had already seen . Better and more gratifying than B21 but not as cute as those on N20. However on the second session she spent the time masturbating whilst I had my fingers inside her. Like J18 before who got a little blotchy R22 got very blotchy around her upper torso. Not that great a look to see but at least it was a good sign. Her arse would also rise up and her knees come together in the same way as J18. My hand been between her legs then becoming trapped with her cervix tightening around my fingers as she yelled quiet loud. Whilst this climax was repeatable on several occations, I can not repeat it with my cock in her.

I’ve now got the novelty of a chubby out of my system and it is only the glories of a rare prime pink minky that is keeping me somewhat interested. Sadly given her size it really is a pain to try and enter her from many different angels. A shaved area can only take you so far and so her time may be numbered ……?

As for rating her pussy well she went from Hero to Zero in a matter of minutes. She doesn’t have a mound, and she does have bigger lips than N20 so she can not surpass her. In a way I’m also glad I saw her with some pubes, not only did I experience the two for one in a single night but I also would not have the ignominy of N20’s perfect pussy been overtaken once again on the technically of never seen it hairy.
So a high rated pussy but on its own can this hold back and keep at bay the chubbiness and poor looks of R22?

We shall see……