I once had a girlfriend who was a bit weird. I went to pick her up a at her flat for about our third date. We had only known each other a couple of weeks, and nothing sexual had taken part so far.
When I arrived, her front door wasn't locked so I went in, to find her face down on the sofa, fast asleep, her hair dripping wet, indeed the rest of her somewhat damp from the shower … and not a stitch on. Damn, I thought, now what shall I do? I could go back to the car and wait for her to wake up but that might take ages. I could go back out and ring the doorbell, or phone her, but supposing that doesn't wake her up? I eventually realised that she was expecting me, and knew what time I was arriving, therefore must have unlocked the door so that I could just go straight in.
So I did. I touched her lightly on the shoulder and she woke up, turned round and said, “Oh SHIT!” but not because of her state of undress, only because she was worried her having fallen asleep would make us late. She didn’t run screaming from the room, or rush to cover up, in fact she gave me a huge hug, making me almost as damp as she was, then sat and chatted for several minutes, completely oblivious to her nudity. I said, “This is not the situation in which I imagined I would first see you naked,” and she laughed, gave me a quick kiss, and left to dry off and get dressed. Halfway to her bedroom she remembered something she'd forgotten to tell me, returned and stood chatting away, totally unconcerned for several more minutes. She looked so sweet and vulnerable there that the thought of taking advantage of the situation never crossed my mind.
A few hours later when we returned, she stripped off again and demanded I finger her to orgasm.
See, I told you she was weird.
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