I'm back. Not anymore sober but not as tired as I was yesterday. This is a point I have to make clear. I'm a loyal friend and would never hit on a friend's girl. That's wrong. There are literally millions of girls out there and you should find your own one.
Having said that I am at this party I shouldn't be at because I crashed it but I know my friend and his girl who appropriately attended because they took the class that semester so I went for it. My buddy was chatting with some people and his girl friend (I won't use her name because it's unusual and it would be inappropriate to expose her) asked me to come upstairs because she had something "important" to talk to me about. I had been there the previous year and I don't think anyone went upstairs because this mansion had two downstairs toilets. So I go upstairs with her and she leads me into a bathroom and shuts the door. I am completely uncomfortable not just because my buddy is six foot three and two hundred and twenty pounds but unless she has CIA secrets to tell me this is inappropriate.She starts yacking about her and my buddy are having issues. I had already caught wind of that. What can I do. Nod my head up and down and say I understand. As she's complaining she dropped her trousers and started taking piss in front of me without a single break her monologue.I'm flabbergasted. As she's sitting on the toilet there is a knock on the door. I was pretty certain it was my friend and this wasn't going to end well for me. She yells "Come in." She is sitting on the toilet and fortunately it was a another girl from the class who wanted to say something to her. However, she looked at the situation (I was sitting next to the faucets, and she was pissing) and she realized this was some squirrely shit.
Anyway this is when I go back downstairs and the professor makes me disrobe.
This story has a lot more subtly but My typing skills have seemed to have diminished. My buddy and his girl argue and he leaves and I'm going to drive her home. She comes to the hot tub and I suspect it wasn't me that motivated people to jump in but I bet is was her. At one point so many nude coeds wanted to jump into the tub that this 10 or 12 seater wasn't big enough and some girls had to sit on guys laps to make room. My buddiy's girl jumped on my lap. I didn't get as erection. She was a beautiful young woman sitting on my nude lap but I didn't get erect. Because it was wrong and I am inhibited.
Later in the night I found myself sitting naked by myself (no one near enough to inhibit me) and I had an epic erection. I was watching naked girls walk around but I was sitting all by myself minding my own business. My buddy's girl just cannonballed into the hot tub. (that's how big this hot tub was.) And as statistically improbable this is when she jumped on mu lap their was substantial penetration. She jumped off my lap and was crazy pissed off at me. She was yelling I hadn't been erect before and I could only argue that stuff is fluid.
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