Doesn't get any more low-key yet exciting than this:
Was sent a photo from my wife of her and her sister on a beach, her sister being in a new swimsuit.
I can see a big gaping space between where her tiny breast would end and the swimsuit. You can't see anything in the picture, but I know if you were there in person you would get an unobstructed view of everything down the front of her new one-piece swimsuit.
I can't wait to see that swimsuit in person.
No, I am not sharing the photo.