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Old 03-03-2018, 10:06 PM
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Originally Posted by nectcouple View Post
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A week later, while on National Guard duty, I had to take a leak and when I was standing at the urinal, it felt like I was pissing hot sand! When I checked, I found the front of my tighty-whities full of yellow discharge. The b*tch had given me Gonorrhea! One hell of a parting gift!
Feel better. She probably gave it to your boss as well....
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