Close call
My wife sometimes asks me to pull out. In this case she (and by extension, me) almost regretted it. She said to me " I don't mind it in me or in most places on me, but its a good thing you didn't get it in my eye!"
"But you asked me to come outside. And it landed on your cheek, not your eye! Plus, I wasn't aiming for anything in particular."
"I know, but just saying for future reference, the eyes are off limits. Maybe next time aim for a nipple."
Marital strife narrowly avoided.
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