Was talking with my crazy neighbor the other day about how she has to close her curtains now that there are neighbors in the house next to her, with their bedroom window 10 from her bedroom window. She said, "Nope, I never closed the curtains when the other people lived there, so why should I start now?" I asked her if she thinks she has been seen, and she said, "I've waved at them naked, so ya, probably." I told her I was jealous, and she said nothing was stopping me from living there.
Yes, she is totally serious. Yes, I love hanging out with this neighbor. Yes, I also see why she goes through husbands on a regular basis. No, I haven't even accidentally bumped into her, let alone anything exciting happening (other than interesting conversations now and then).
|