"Beach Bums" was never my favorite title. It conjures up images in my mind of a grizzled wino wrapped in a blanket under the pier. I originally was going for the word play on the British usage of "bum" as another word for ass. However, that damned stinky wino kept popping up in my head...a real mood killer. So I've changed the title in favor of something a little more romantic. Sirens are known to lure sailors to their demise on the rocks of the sea with their irrisistable singing and great beauty. Maybe THESE sirens will lure you to this thread for lots of great wanking...followed by (just like your mother said) blindness... IF....you...don't...stop.