when my wife and I were still pretty new to nude beaches there was a vacation we were just starting, first day. In water, bobbing visiting with strangers/new friends in ocean, she's topless and in a tie side g-string already. I had been swimming around with a snorkel on, and I decide to swim up to her from behind and do a quick yank on the ties and pull her bottom off "for her" lol. and I take off towards our chairs 50-60 ft away, I'm already nude. At first she follows a few steps and laughs and says jerk. And then puts her hands on her hips and watches me throw her bottom on her chair and then come back, she still there with her hands on her hips completely nude and bald with a smirk on her face right in front of these other folks. and then just went back to visiting with her saying "I guess he really didn't like that bikini bottom even though he bought it"
So much fun. Didn't wear a suit again on the beach that trip
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